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re: 13 men describe what their girlfriend's vagina tastes like
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:08 am to Robin Masters
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:08 am to Robin Masters
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What kind of trash whore takes a dump, wipes back to front, and the allows their sig o to commence with rug munching???
The same one that expects him to munch arse.
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:15 am to moderate one
quote:
"boiled nickles" wtf, are people putting pennies and nickles in their mouths now to taste them?
I was an odd kid.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:18 am to Paul Allen
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Gross
Paul what about your "wife"?
Tastes like...imagination?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:39 am to jmarto1
I'm going with a lemon cooler cookie. Slightly acidic with a hint of sugar. Tart yet strangely sweet every few noticeable laps.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:56 am to moderate one
quote:
Female here :)
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:06 am to Spankum
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:56 am to rpr4695
I'm slow right now, but what did the picture mean?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:34 am to jmarto1
I once threw up on a chick at my old apartment in West Monroe after coming home from work and trying out the salad bar after picking her up from the bar the night before on July 4.
What had happened was her cooch was so disgusting that i swear it smelled like rotten tuna and was icky gooey slimy.
Just met her the night before. I was really drunk. I was sober when i returned home from working and i kicked her out not five minutes after puking. She was apologizing and blah blah. I just wanted her out.
True story.
What had happened was her cooch was so disgusting that i swear it smelled like rotten tuna and was icky gooey slimy.
Just met her the night before. I was really drunk. I was sober when i returned home from working and i kicked her out not five minutes after puking. She was apologizing and blah blah. I just wanted her out.
True story.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:56 am to reo45
Damn. That actually makes me really sad for her. I don't think it could get more humiliating.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:03 am to TSLG
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Anybody ever noticed like a numbing, tingling type sensation? I'd say it's stronger when tossing salad, but I've definitely gotten it eating pussy though.
The tingling, numbing sensation is from the girl using a spermicide inside her for birth control. I had a girlfriend who used the Today sponge and that's exactly what happened when I went down on her.
I don't know why your gf is sticking it in her arse tho.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:04 am to GeorgeTheGreek
I have no idea how she could not know.
I actually met her first as a waitress at Tony's off Louisville Ave a week before.
I got her number after leaving as she was very attractive and nice. We meet up at a club in town and I got shite faced. She followed me back to my place, but I had to go to work immediately at UPS unloading on the pre-load. I was sweating my arse off from all the booze.
When I returned I was READY FOR TATER TOTS. Well, what I got was so disgusting I honestly thought maggots would come out. Shocked they didnt. I started to puke and attempted to hold it in. I couldnt. I puked all over her stomach and sides.
I told her it was just the beer and working had me sick. I lied; she knew it. I told her she should go. I did not even say goodbye. She left about 3 minutes after.
I will NEVER forget that event.
I actually met her first as a waitress at Tony's off Louisville Ave a week before.
I got her number after leaving as she was very attractive and nice. We meet up at a club in town and I got shite faced. She followed me back to my place, but I had to go to work immediately at UPS unloading on the pre-load. I was sweating my arse off from all the booze.
When I returned I was READY FOR TATER TOTS. Well, what I got was so disgusting I honestly thought maggots would come out. Shocked they didnt. I started to puke and attempted to hold it in. I couldnt. I puked all over her stomach and sides.
I told her it was just the beer and working had me sick. I lied; she knew it. I told her she should go. I did not even say goodbye. She left about 3 minutes after.
I will NEVER forget that event.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:16 am to jmarto1
I legit lol’ed at number 6
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:33 am to moderate one
It’s a gif...
The S lights up
Then the E lights
Then the N lights
And so on
Watch it...it sends a message
The S lights up
Then the E lights
Then the N lights
And so on
Watch it...it sends a message
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:40 am to Walt OReilly
Does that ever work when y'all ask that question here? ?? Yeah I'm definitely not doing that for a stranger on the internet. Creative way of asking though
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:03 am to reo45
quote:
got was so disgusting I honestly thought maggots would come out. Shocked they didnt. I started to puke and attempted to hold it in. I couldnt. I puked
quote:
told her it was just the beer and working had me sick. I lied; she knew it.
I don’t know much about pussy maintenance, but why wouldn’t she know this beforehand and do something about it? It would seem to me if that I had a temporarily rot gut pussy, I wouldn’t be going home with anyone for any reason whatsoever. If was a permenent thing, well I guess she’s have just go with it and hope for the best.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 4:05 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:32 am to supadave3
You dont think Ive thought that too
My friends love the story and laugh their asses off. She had to know and she isnt stupid. I was holding my breath as I was dumb enough to stick my head in that rotted out hole. I would come up for air and take a deep breath each time.
God im getting sick right now remembering it. shite. BRB.
Im out. So disgusting.
My friends love the story and laugh their asses off. She had to know and she isnt stupid. I was holding my breath as I was dumb enough to stick my head in that rotted out hole. I would come up for air and take a deep breath each time.
God im getting sick right now remembering it. shite. BRB.
Im out. So disgusting.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:06 am to jmarto1
#13 is dating a tranny
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:15 am to jmarto1
Ham.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 6:20 am to tidalmouse
Y’all some nasty frickers going down on randos.
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