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Canada Legalized Some Sex Acts With Animals
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:02 am
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:02 am
This was just sent to me through a text message.
Canada’s Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals
"In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”"
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Canada’s Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals
"In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”"
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Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:03 am to inmybasement
As a result of the rape case, the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no “penetration” involved in the act.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:05 am to inmybasement
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“smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims
what are we missing?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:05 am to inmybasement
the bigger question is why do you get notified via text when bestiality becomes legal in certain areas?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:07 am to Ash Williams
lol... Not sure. I signed up for some news feed awhile back and this what I get.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:07 am to inmybasement
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:08 am to inmybasement
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lol... Not sure. I signed up for some news feed awhile back and this what I get.
does the text also come with a link to the next flight available to that area?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:10 am to inmybasement
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raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters
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smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.
i had to read this multiple times.... did he spear peanut butter on his daughters genitals or his own? if the former.... kill with fire.... if the latter, just another homo Canuck...
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:11 am to inmybasement
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This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:11 am to inmybasement
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Canada Legalized Some Sex Acts With Animals
What is it with shitty headlines today?
This is the actual story:
quote:
In its ruling, the court decided that the legislature had not clearly defined the terms in the country’s bestiality laws and the way the statute is written should be read to only outlaw animal penetration, whether that penetration is animal to human or vice versa.
“Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence — ‘the defining act’ — of the offense,” the court’s ruling states as reported by The Independent.
Hopefully they clearly define what beastiality is after this case. Supreme Court can only interpret, not write legislation.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:12 am to inmybasement
"Ok ok, fine, but we're gonna have to be talking about one good lookin moose."
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:27 am to inmybasement
Honestly, your Honor I was just helping that sheep get over the fence.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:32 am to bengalbait
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Honestly, your Honor I was just helping that sheep get a drink from that pond
fify
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:35 am to inmybasement
If smearing peanut butter on your balls for the dog to clean off is bestiality then there area a lot of single old baws that are facing time in the can.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:38 am to inmybasement
Looks like Rex is moving to Canada!
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 11:39 am
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:40 am to inmybasement
Mr. Hands, the guy who got a horse to frick him and died from perforation of the intestines, I think they determined, after his death, there was no animal cruelty, because he was on the receiving end...
ETA: There is video. How does that convo happen? "Hey I wanna frick a horse...." "Cool, I'll video." "Awesome, I will will guide..."
ETA: There is video. How does that convo happen? "Hey I wanna frick a horse...." "Cool, I'll video." "Awesome, I will will guide..."
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 11:42 am
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:56 am to inmybasement
The word of the day is quixotic.
/kwik'sädik/
adjective
exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.
"a vast and perhaps quixotic project"
synonyms: idealistic, romantic, visionary, utopian, extravagant, starry-eyed, unrealistic, unworldly;
/kwik'sädik/
adjective
exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.
"a vast and perhaps quixotic project"
synonyms: idealistic, romantic, visionary, utopian, extravagant, starry-eyed, unrealistic, unworldly;
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:58 am to inmybasement
My dog loves peanut butter. It's none of Big Brother's business that that peanut butter is frequently located on my penis.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 12:30 pm to inmybasement
“What do you call this act?”
“The Aristocrats!”
“The Aristocrats!”
Posted on 3/15/18 at 12:34 pm to inmybasement
Must be getting things ready for those Muslim refugees.
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