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Anyone on here not know how to swim?

Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:36 pm
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:36 pm
Been swimming my whole life and to this day it strikes me as odd when a grown, able-bodied person says they can't swim.

The body naturally floats. All you have to do is lightly kick your legs and move your arms under the water and your head will stay above surface. Not talking about being caught in turbulent water conditions or a rip tide. Just a normal swimming pool. Or a calm lake.

Anyone here not know how to swim?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:36 pm to
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Posted by TDcline
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

strikes me as odd when a grown, able-bodied person says they can't swim.



Subtle brag.
This post was edited on 2/1/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:37 pm to
Oweo
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:37 pm to
subtle "i've been in a swimming pool" brag
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:37 pm to
That's Racist
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:37 pm to
I didn't know how to swim till I was like 18. To learn I purposely jumped off a tree into a small river.

I still don't call what I do "swimming"

It is more like "not drowning"
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:41 pm to
I'm fat so I don't need to know how to swim. Cause I float.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:44 pm to

I remember years back there was a big family gathering on the Red River.

Bunch of kids and adults.

Kids were playing in the river, adults on be shore.
No life jackets. None could swim.

One kid went over an underwater ledge. Struggled and grabbed on to another one.

They went over. One by one they tried to grab onto the next one. None of whom could swim.

They’d struggle then go under with the rest.

The adults stood on the shore, unable to swim.

7 kids of various ages drowned.

It blows my mind how people will be around water deeper than they are and not have a least a basic idea how to swim.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37372 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:46 pm to
I want to say 7thWard actually told us one day that he can't swim
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34845 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:51 pm to
I can't
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:53 pm to
Maybe it's just because I learned so young, but I don't remember ever not knowing how to swim. It seems kind of instinctive to me. I did take lessons at one point, but that wasn't because I didn't already know. It was just to work on my technique and form.
This post was edited on 2/1/18 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 1:53 pm to
Deathly afraid of it.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 2:07 pm to
I feel like this is a question that was probably answered in that Ask a Black Guy Anything thread a while back
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 2:11 pm to
I used to go fishing with my grandfather till he was in his mid 90's. He never learned to swim but wore his life jacket most of the time. It used to scare the hell out of me.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Been swimming my whole life and to this day it strikes me as odd when a grown, able-bodied person says they can't swim.


I realized some people never learned, but I assumed it was all super impoverished people with no access to a pool or something.

Then I met my wife. She CAN swim, but only if she absolutely needs to not drown. She gets no joy out of the deep end of a pool. I think they even had a pool at one point when she was growing up and she still didn't get proficient.

My dad coached a youth swim team. Even though I didn't swim as a kid competitively (sister did), I was always around it and still swim several times a week for exercise.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 3:36 pm to
I can swim just enough not to drown for short periods of time
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29185 posts
Posted on 2/1/18 at 5:53 pm to
I can swim but I’m terrified of the water so I won’t go in. When I was 6 I got caught in an undertow and nearly died. They had to resuscitate me and all of that shite. I have never been able to get over it.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 2/1/18 at 6:21 pm to
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