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Which Scene Is Most Cringeworthy?

Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:23 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:23 pm
This:




Or this:


Posted by GeauxBayouBengals
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:25 pm to
B
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:26 pm to
It's easily the one from BvS.

The alien cow milk is funny in a gross kind of way.

But a grown man letting some shithead shove candy in his mouth like that? GTFO.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:27 pm to
The Jolly Rancher for sure. We knew Luke drank blue milk. Never seen Lex Luthor do something that cringy before.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 6:28 pm
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:27 pm to
In light of the respective characters? Clearly B
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:29 pm to
B, because it's accompanied by the look between Rey and the sea cow, in some kind of SJW PETA moment.

And also because I've never really given a shite about Superman.
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:32 pm to
If it was Clark Kent being fed the Jolly Rancher then it becomes a closer call. I still think B (because the scene seemed to be about engaging Luke in a metaphorical consumption of semen), but it would be debatable in my mind.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:39 pm to
They'd have turned him into a BBC cuck if they could get away with it. You know they wanted to.

Obviously, pissing off white males by ruining Star Wars is easier than coming up with a decent story. OMG, that's sooooo hard.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

(because the scene seemed to be about engaging Luke in a metaphorical consumption of semen),


Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:52 pm to





That's Harvey Weinstein
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:58 pm to


I mean yea HW is a revolting blob but those are clearly tits on some sort of alien sea cow.

Haven't you ever seen an animal nursing before?



Sorry but its pretty weird to me that you went with semen instead of alien milk on that.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 7:17 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:09 pm to
What would y’all say are the points of each scene?
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:14 pm to
In BVS? Honestly... I guess it was to show that people are that scared of Lex? I haven't seen that movie in so long I forget what they were talking about.

In TLJ it's to show that Luke has become an old coot just like Yoda. Luke was disgusted by Yoda's food on Dagobah too. Plus wasn't Luke still trying to drive Rey off at that point? He could have also simply been trying to gross her out.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Big Lesticles
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:24 pm to
Luke milking space tits
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:25 pm to
quote:


In TLJ it's to show that Luke has become an old coot just like Yoda



You could pretend that was the point and that might even be the point that RJ believed he was making - but of course that ignores that Yoda acting crazy and weird was to test Luke's character and see how Luke would respond to an obnoxious stranger doing rude things (to see if Luke had the character to become a jedi). RJ seemed to miss that point entirely with how he treated Yoda as well.

Ask yourself if that scene would have been appropriate if Leia was a Jedi hermit tracked down by Rey and you should have your answer for Luke as well.

The trying to drive her off thing may be RJ's point of view (if you can try to extract a POV from him) but it doesn't make one hell of a lot of sense after Luke left a map behind so he could be located.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:29 pm to
Dude you thought blatant sea cow milk was jizz. Maybe, just maybe, you're the one who is reading it all wrong? Just a thought.
Posted by lsusportsman2
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:36 pm to
Jeez what an easy question. A and it's not even close.
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:45 pm to
Would the scene have been ok with a female character instead of Luke? Wouldn't it have been spectacularly inappropriate if it were jedi Leia tracked down by Rey (just as it was were Luke).

FWIW, it is funny you ask about the nursing animal thing since I'm a veterinarian. Primates nurse by holding their young to their chest. Animals with litters like dogs, cats, and pigs will often lay on their side and allow the litter to nurse. Horses and cows will nurse standing up with the young approaching from the side.

Sexual innuendo is sometimes more or less blatant in movies. Consumption of food or fluids is something that people do think about in movies and directors may use to introduce a sexual theme they want the audience to think about.

If you have a person get down between the legs of a animal that looks like that and extract milk directly (while keeping eye contact with Rey if you go back and notice) in that way then perhaps you haven't considered the obvious blowjob innuendo RJ was choosing to make with Luke (which disgusted Rey). Anyway, this is an old association in television and movies. For example, there's an old sex and the city episode with samantha that made this joke with a milking cow on a farm more than a decade ago (when she had milk squirted unexpectedly on her face).

Posted by NotoriousFSU
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:51 pm to
Wow. Take a step back from the computer. You are embarrassing yourself.
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