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How many holes in a straw?

Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:12 pm
Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:12 pm
A drinking straw, how many holes?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:13 pm to
one loooooooooooooooooong one
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28029 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:13 pm to
One?


Eta: technically none.
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
23083 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:13 pm to
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one loooooooooooooooooong one



I dunno man, that's dicey territory. By that logic your arse and mouth are the same hole.

I'll say two!
Posted by deeprig9
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:14 pm to
Zero
Posted by LurkerTooLong
Lakeview, NOLA
Member since Aug 2016
1880 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:14 pm to
Less than your mom?
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:15 pm to
1
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:17 pm to
Zero.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
134651 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:18 pm to
3
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:19 pm to
Define hole
Posted by hambones
LA
Member since Nov 2014
998 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:20 pm to
Define in
Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
507 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

I dunno man, that's dicey territory. By that logic your arse and mouth are the same hole.

I'll say two!


If you poke a hole in a piece of paper, how many holes?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14973 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:25 pm to
None I guess. Because if your straw has a hole in it, you'll suck air while trying to drink.
Posted by Wedge
Corellia
Member since Oct 2010
854 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:26 pm to
if a doughnut has a hole, so does a straw. or maybe it doesn't.

Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11683 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:26 pm to
define the word is.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
32211 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:26 pm to
Is it really a hole? I don't think so.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
23083 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

If you poke a hole in a piece of paper, how many holes?


If you take jokes too seriously, how will you ever find joy in life?
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 5:29 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

if a doughnut has a hole, so does a straw. or maybe it doesn't.


IOW, straw and doughnut are homeomorphic.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
31293 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:28 pm to
A straw is a piece of plastic with a long hole through it.

Unless you have a defective straw, there are technically no holes in it.
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