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Solve The Riddle My Boss Presented

Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:32 am
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3046 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:32 am
My boss presents riddles at our monthly luncheon and they are usually extremely lame and solved in 10 seconds but this one got me thinking:

What would happen if two snakes of the same type, size, and length decided they were going to eat the other starting at the other one’s tail?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67289 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:33 am to
AIDS?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58531 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:33 am to
There's too many motherfricking snakes in this motherfricking riddle.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:33 am to
They would kiss? Do snakes kiss?
Posted by geaux.home
North Shore
Member since Jan 2012
2666 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:34 am to
Circle jerk joke?
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:34 am to
Depends on their speed of eating...if same they’re at the same pace they’d stop half way. Right?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32990 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:40 am to
1) these would have to be king snakes.
2) They would both realize they were being eaten, regurgitate their own meal, and either fight or slither away from one another.

Tell your boss he is an idiot and doesn’t know shite about snakes.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:40 am to
It would be a snake tale.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18716 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:43 am to
They would become a wheel.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
15163 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:43 am to
quote:

they are usually extremely lame




This one is no exception
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5359 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:43 am to
The one on the right would eat the one on the left
Posted by themunch
There
Member since Jan 2007
67656 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:45 am to
This is office politics as usual.


Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
57097 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:48 am to
Depends

Male / Female - Make more snakes.
Male / Male - gross
Female / Female - Talk about shoes.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
49881 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:52 am to
They would stop halfway forming a circle... A circle of office unity. Then they would be run over by a car.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43759 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:53 am to
Your boss eats a-hole. Subtle innuendo in that riddle, but a strong message.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8645 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:54 am to
I googled the answer. This riddle is stupid
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63975 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:54 am to
Talk about being snake bit
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35779 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 7:00 am to
Obvious answer: at some point one or both would die, which kind of sounds like a stupid team building lesson.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6907 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 7:01 am to
Your boss a Never-ending Story fan?



Posted by Boston911
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2013
2054 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 7:02 am to
After 10 years one of the snakes would be on CNN claiming it was sexually harassed
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