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re: What actions of yours have been the result of your whiteness?

Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55550 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:38 pm to
You sound like a bad hombre.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9142 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:43 pm to
Swam.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:43 pm to
1. Graduated high school
2. Did so without getting any girls pregnant
3. Didn't get hooked on crack
4. Didn't sell crack
5. Earned a college degree
6. Worked
7. Somehow managed not to get random women pregnant
8. Didn't buy an $800 car and put $2500 worth the wheels on it
9. Lived/live in the same house as my children while they are growing up.
10. Don't vote Democrat every time even though it's obvious they hate my race and everything about it.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13385 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:44 pm to
Voted for Trump
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11331 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:46 pm to
Needing Botox in my mid-30s. I’m pretty envious of the way black people age.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:46 pm to
Prefer to actually use my belt to keep my pants up.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41915 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

You sound like a bad hombre.

I say he's more like a nasty woman.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:47 pm to
got pulled over by a cop and didn't get shot.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55550 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:47 pm to
Real crackers wear suspenders.
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
2523 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:47 pm to
Being fricking awesome for starters
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7867 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:47 pm to
I had a conversation with my father this morning... you know, because I know who he is.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 1:51 pm to
Did #MAGA dance on 11/9/16. Got laughed at by black guy because it looked corny and had no rhythm.
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
11659 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:00 pm to
Lack of athletic scholarship offers.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47610 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

What actions of yours have been the result of your whiteness?



I was dead last at the end of the first leg in the AAAA 4x400m state championships at Bernie Moore.


Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:04 pm to
1. Penis envy after attempting to urinate out passenger door of my buddy's moving vehicle (another inch and wouldn't have had to pay to have his carpet cleaned)

2. Child support on auto-draft

3. Jogged, coming and going past neighbor's house, unnoticed by German Shepherd in front yard
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Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

5 white chirrens


that's too many. 2-3 should suffice
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2605 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:08 pm to
During the riots, I went out and bought a television.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47610 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

2. Child support on auto-draft


Is there any more conflicting feeling of venmo'ing your baby mama(s) their support.

It's like oooh technology. ohhh frick me with no lube.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:17 pm to
Constantly masturbating due to small penis.

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27611 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 2:24 pm to
I was living at the maximum amount within my means and still downsized so I could save more
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