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re: GF just went to the doctor and is pregnant

Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72303 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:14 am to
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she was claiming that she couldn't get pregnant due to something
You dumbass.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11276 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:15 am to
Yikes. It’s the same advice given to 7th graders, but stay in school & stay out of drugs.

Also, in case it isn’t apparent, never, never, never believe a chick who says she can’t get pregnant or a dude who says he’s sterile. Ever.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32726 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:15 am to
How old are you guys?
Does she work? What does she do?
How long have you been together?
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she was claiming that she couldn't get pregnant due to something. I thought I didn't have anything to worry about.
classic....
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Book a spot on Maury Povich and get test results.



100 percent chance it's mine. She's really clingy and with me when she's not in class. We were sexing 2-3 times a day (unprotected).

By the way thanks Cialis thread! The dick juice works.
Posted by Steauxn
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Dec 2007
19277 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:15 am to
quote:

I'm back in college going to nursing school, but I don't have a job, because nursing school is stressful as frick and they don't recommend you to wok while in there.




ANOTHER reason you should've been using protection/common sense
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66546 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:16 am to
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Yeah same one. She actually turned out to be decent. I live in her apartment, she was claiming that she couldn't get pregnant due to something. I thought I didn't have anything to worry about.


Your newborn will be seconds old and already more intelligent than you.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64418 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:16 am to
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Yeah same one. She actually turned out to be decent. I live in her apartment, she was claiming that she couldn't get pregnant due to something. I thought I didn't have anything to worry about.

I'm back in college going to nursing school, but I don't have a job, because nursing school is stressful as frick and they don't recommend you to wok while in there.



As long as you don't get married, you'll get thousands of dollars a month from the government to pay for the child.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124745 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:16 am to
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I live in her apartment


You’re a bum. The kind that makes single moms and then bails on them and your bastard. Then expects some other schmuck to pick up your slack. You are the reason so many of these women aren’t marriagable.

Have some pride for once and make her an honest woman, save your child from bastardry and life as a statistic.

You got your nut, now nut up and be a provider and a father.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83991 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:17 am to
quote:

she was claiming that she couldn't get pregnant due to something. I thought I didn't have anything to worry about.


quote:

I'm back in college going to nursing school,


Time for a new profession, my friend.
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:17 am to
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How old are you guys?


mid 20's

quote:

Does she work? What does she do?


Student, but was a CNA

quote:

How long have you been together?



like 3 months
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32726 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:17 am to
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By the way thanks Cialis thread! The dick juice works.


Troll thread confirmed.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72303 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:17 am to
The only time you should ever believe that she can't get pregnant is if she had a hysterectomy and no longer has a uterus.

And you want to speak to her doctor before you believe that.
Posted by lsuman242
504
Member since Feb 2008
1213 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:17 am to
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I'm back in college going to nursing school, but I don't have a job, because nursing school is stressful as frick and they don't recommend you to wok while in there.


They also don't recommend getting your GF pregnant either and wait, you live with her after 3 months?
This post was edited on 11/2/17 at 11:19 am
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40304 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:18 am to
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Gcockboi


Wow you really are a frick boi.

A woman takes care of you
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83991 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:18 am to
quote:

How long have you been together?



quote:

like 3 months



Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:18 am to
Nah, I wouldn't troll about this shite. I don't know what to do right now.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66546 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:18 am to
Yeah you'll need a new career.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19430 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:19 am to
Please have her get an abortion. We are already well on our way to idiocracy. We don't need to be adding to the tally
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32726 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:19 am to
You should probably start with getting a job.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127557 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:19 am to
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