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What's your best cropdusting story?
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:36 pm
It could be you doing the cropdusting or somebody else victimizing you with their stench.
Mine was at a dance in college when I cropdusted some of the people on the dance floor and cleared out a section of it. It was pretty hilarious to see everyone getting out of there. Lol
The worst I've ever been cropdusted was by a black lady at JC Penney one time. It smelled like straight up rotten egg. Just a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time
Mine was at a dance in college when I cropdusted some of the people on the dance floor and cleared out a section of it. It was pretty hilarious to see everyone getting out of there. Lol
The worst I've ever been cropdusted was by a black lady at JC Penney one time. It smelled like straight up rotten egg. Just a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:38 pm to cbree88
Got hit with rice seed dropped by a crop duster while in a crawfish boat before. Can't grow no damn rice in a crawfish boat baw
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:40 pm to cbree88
My science teacher crop dusted me passing out tests in grade school once
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:41 pm to cbree88
I shite in my car today, got out, got back in and thought something died in there
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:42 pm to cbree88
Ripping before walking out of an elevator.
If people are there when the door opens it's like Schrodinger's Cat
If people are there when the door opens it's like Schrodinger's Cat
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:42 pm to cbree88
Going down H61 from Benoit to Greenville and had one miss the front of the truck by maybe 40 feet as he flew under a power line and straight across the highway. Scared the hell out of me. I wasn't paying attention.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:43 pm to tigerman03
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My science teacher crop dusted me passing out tests in grade school once
Lol. Hopefully you called your teacher out.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:45 pm to cbree88
I blew an SBD right into the face of a girl on Marta sitting across from me who was reaching down to pick a bag up as I walked by. Burned my a-hole so I know it was a goody.
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:45 pm to tigerman03
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My science teacher crop dusted me passing out tests in grade school once
funny shite right there...
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:46 pm to cbree88
Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta was my domain back in my traveling days. I took out my anger at Delta on people up and down the terminal.
A co-worker ran into me there once and commented that I “had the power of Greyskull”.
A co-worker ran into me there once and commented that I “had the power of Greyskull”.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:46 pm to cbree88
I work in DC as a contractor with a number of cabinet-level agencies, so I occasionally encounter someone very well-known to the public at work.
So I was in an elevator by myself leaving the office to head home. It was pretty late (around 9-ish) and figured nobody else would be in the office so I let it rip just before I arrived at my floor. Silent but deadly.
The doors opened and I exited the elevator. Ben Bernanke walked in and the doors closed. That's all I know.
So I was in an elevator by myself leaving the office to head home. It was pretty late (around 9-ish) and figured nobody else would be in the office so I let it rip just before I arrived at my floor. Silent but deadly.
The doors opened and I exited the elevator. Ben Bernanke walked in and the doors closed. That's all I know.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:48 pm to cbree88
Not so much crop dusting but...
While stationed in Jacksonville, NC we used to go party out at East Carolina (crazy hot college girls)
Anyway, we had been hanging out with this one group we had met the night before. Took the hot Asian girl home from the club and it was on.
Only one problem... I had to take a gigantic shite. There was no time to go anywhere else, so I used her bathroom. Stunk the whole room and hallway up.
Needless to say, I didn't crush any puss that night.
While stationed in Jacksonville, NC we used to go party out at East Carolina (crazy hot college girls)
Anyway, we had been hanging out with this one group we had met the night before. Took the hot Asian girl home from the club and it was on.
Only one problem... I had to take a gigantic shite. There was no time to go anywhere else, so I used her bathroom. Stunk the whole room and hallway up.
Needless to say, I didn't crush any puss that night.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:58 pm to JackieTreehorn
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blew an SBD right into the face of a girl on Marta sitting across from me who was reaching down to pick a bag up as I walked by. Burned my a-hole so I know it was a goody.
Yikes
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:05 pm to cbree88
I don't cropdust. I napalm.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:06 pm to cbree88
I worked a job that had had an office about 3'x3' where the time clock and shop phone was. One day, about 2 weeks after I started my boss says, come in here I need to show you how to run these phones in case I'm not around and someone calls. So he opens the door and I walk in, He comes in right behind me and rips out she nastiest SBD i've ever smelt in my life. Then hurries up and goes out the office and holds the door shut on me. I damn near threw up in there. He got me pretty damn good. I got him back though, Next day we went fishing after work and I pushed his arse in the water when he was trying to net a redfish, it was an accident.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:07 pm to cbree88
I was in Gander Mountain in Texarkana after we ate some shithole Mexican food in texarkana. I farted in the middle aisle by the ammo section & watched people walk through the filth lingering in the air. Best reaction was a middle age lady who got a good whiff & breath of the vaporized shite. She looked as if she just ate a rotten sour lime. It was the highlight fart of my life. I love farting in empty elevators though.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:12 pm to cbree88
When I was young, a friend and I would hit Taco Bell at night, then gorge on leftover TB for breakfast. We had a large common area at work, about 40' x 60'. We would stroll across the common area when we had to fart and would try to gross out others.
One day a new kid of about twenty walked right through it, stopped and sniffed a few times, then said "Excuse me. Does anyone smell, like, raw sewage or something?"
I was pretty proud and laughed almost the rest of the day.
One day a new kid of about twenty walked right through it, stopped and sniffed a few times, then said "Excuse me. Does anyone smell, like, raw sewage or something?"
I was pretty proud and laughed almost the rest of the day.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:52 pm to cbree88
My BIL evacuated the lower part of Beale St one time. I've never smelled a fart that strong and last that long in open air. Two minutes after he did it the natives were still saying "gotdamn somebody nassy arse done pursioned da damn air"
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:53 pm to cbree88
Yesterday I farted, not realizing there was a box fan near me. Someone about 15 feet away called me out on it. Is "airmailing" a thing?
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