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Monsanto pre-employment test
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:25 am
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:25 am
I have the opportunity to take the test soon. Has anyone taken it that can provide some insight?
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 7:29 am
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:26 am to all_over_it
all you have to do is drink an acres worth of round up
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:26 am to all_over_it
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:27 am to all_over_it
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Mosanto
My insight is to try to spell the company name correctly.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:29 am to PrivatePublic
Fixed I hate autocorrect
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:29 am to PrivatePublic
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My insight is to try to spell the company name correctly.
Good starting point always
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:29 am to all_over_it
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some insight?
If you do poorly, try arguing you're a "bad test taker" like the people with 3.7 GPAs and 19 ACT scores.
Good luck.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:32 am to all_over_it
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Fixed I hate autocorrect
, why would it automatically correct Monsanto to "mosanto", which isn't a word? I see you're a quick learner with my excuse advice. Well done.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:32 am to all_over_it
It's just a credit application to see if you can finance an F-250 with truck nuts.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:33 am to all_over_it
Good luck from all of us. I hear it's a tough row to hoe.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:34 am to all_over_it
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Monsanto
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Has anyone taken it that can provide some insight?
I have been told you just have to have a predisposition for world domination. I would watch some old James Bond and other spy movies and watch the villains closely
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:35 am to all_over_it
Don't bring up mushrooms on the interview.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:39 am to all_over_it
Just tell them you don't mind poisoning anyone and everyone as long as it helps the company's bottom line.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:43 am to all_over_it
I'd imagine more than half the people trying to get a job at Monsanto are hippies that want to sabotage them. Just show them you're a baw and it should be smooth sailing.
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 7:44 am
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:43 am to all_over_it
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Fixed I hate autocorrect
You don't proofread before sending?
Posted on 8/2/17 at 7:54 am to PrivatePublic
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insight is to try to spell the company name correctly.
Rookie mistake. It makes you seem desperate. Act like you don't need the job and they will pursue you.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:00 am to dbeck
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Just tell them you don't mind poisoning anyone and everyone as long as it helps the company's bottom line.
If you're in Fayetteville, we need to grab a beer. You beat me to the punch again.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:02 am to all_over_it
My company does work with Monsanto. Good people. The liberal world hates you so if you have any liberal friends don't work there.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:04 am to CCTider
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If you're in Fayetteville, we need to grab a beer. You beat me to the punch again.
You do know that dbeck is Mitch Mustain's mother IRL, right?
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:07 am to Sao
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You do know that dbeck is Mitch Mustain's mother IRL, right?
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If you're in Fayetteville, we need to grab a beer. You beat me to the punch again.
Sure thing
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