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re: Football and Your SO
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:27 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:27 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
if you'd rather watch a whole game thru with a girl on the couch and not speak than frick on the couch at halftime I don't want to know you
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Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:27 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
My wife hates all sports. We have young kids, so we all go tailgate, and I go to the games and she takes them back home.
It works out most of the time, but she'll occasionally guilt trip me about it. Unfortunately it means I don't watch much else than the LSU game.
It works out most of the time, but she'll occasionally guilt trip me about it. Unfortunately it means I don't watch much else than the LSU game.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:29 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Hardcore "fans" of anything need to see a therapist
Op this is you
Op this is you
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
You don't speak for 4 hours?
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
You are NOT getting laid.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Subtle abusive relationship brag, Bro.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:32 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:40 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
With all the silence you will be able to hear her getting dicked across town.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 4:47 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I like to socialize with friends and loved ones during the game. It's my favorite part of football season. Do you get super serious and put on blinders?
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:00 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
My wife is pretty well versed of the game. She enjoys watching LSU, and attending the games once it get a cooler.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
My wife and I collectively decide which bets to place during the season.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
You take a game way too seriously
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Sounds like your boyfriend is right.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:18 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
The majority of Bama fans I know don't have anything else in their life but the Tide, so I'll allow it.
Your sister will learn to shut up if she wants to watch the game with you I suppose
Your sister will learn to shut up if she wants to watch the game with you I suppose
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:20 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
My wife knows by now that when LSU plays on television, there will be shouting. Lots of shouting.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:06 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
She brings food and beer and repeat.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:10 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
"I won't talk to you. Seriously, no offense, but I don't talk to people when I'm watching a game."
This line makes me hope she invites a friend of hers over to watch the game. Somewhere around the third quarter when the game's close, I hope she bends over and just starts letting that dude rail her right in front of you. Then, when you inevitably open your cocksocket to say something, she tells you that she knew she could make you talk during the game and then leaves with the new guy, leaving you emasculated and with a new wet spot on your carpet.
Bonus points if she makes you miss a game-changing play.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:13 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
This reminds me of the guy last year on the rant who posted about how he would rewind various plays to explain to his friends and family how the pre-snap motion took an LB out of position just enough for the play to work. He didn't understand why people were yelling at him to put the live action back on.
It is peculiar to want to watch the game alone in silence. You aren't transmitting telekinetic energy to the players. You can't will them to victory. Your thoughts on the play calling are literally worthless, otherwise you would be getting paid as a coach. Football season gives us a reason to spend time with people we care about. You have a girl who wants to hang out with you while you're doing something you enjoy. Instead you want to be by yourself so you can jerk off and think about what would happen if the staff were as smart as you. Grow up.
It is peculiar to want to watch the game alone in silence. You aren't transmitting telekinetic energy to the players. You can't will them to victory. Your thoughts on the play calling are literally worthless, otherwise you would be getting paid as a coach. Football season gives us a reason to spend time with people we care about. You have a girl who wants to hang out with you while you're doing something you enjoy. Instead you want to be by yourself so you can jerk off and think about what would happen if the staff were as smart as you. Grow up.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
That'd be my cue to run if I were her. You sound like a frickin weirdo.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
So, I've been seeing this girl lately and she brought up football season and how excited she was to watch the games with me. She's a good southern girl.
My response?
"I won't talk to you. Seriously, no offense, but I don't talk to people when I'm watching a game."
She laughed nervously.
"No, I'm serious. I don't want your feelings to get hurt when I ignore you, but you're welcome to come over and watch the game."
She just nodded.
I don't think she understood.
BUT I TOLD HER WHAT TO EXPECT.
How are you and your SO during the season?
So you find a woman who actually enjoys watching football and willing to be supportive of that and you immediately shite on her.
Good Job.
What's her phone number so I can take her off of your hands.
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