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7% of Americans are total idiots

Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:41 pm
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19158 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:41 pm
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Seven percent of all American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, according to a nationally representative online survey commissioned by the Innovation Center of U.S. Dairy.


Moo you
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175997 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:41 pm to
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7% of Americans are total idiots


You can add 50% to that number easily.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:42 pm to
id venture to say it's more like 14.4%
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 2:43 pm
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
146296 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:42 pm to
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7% of Americans are total idiots

4% of that serves in some form of American politics

(see: EBR Metro Council, NOLA Mayor/City Council)
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:43 pm to
I'm pretty sure Hillary got more votes than 7%
Posted by HornsLife
Dallas, TX
Member since Feb 2014
786 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:43 pm to
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7% of Americans are total idiots


Seems really low
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 2:44 pm
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
61903 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:44 pm to
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Seems really low



21 Million people seems low?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133557 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:46 pm to
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7% of Americans are total idiots

In related news, 100% of Louisiana legislators believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows....
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73566 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:46 pm to
they all post here
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:47 pm to
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7% of Americans are total idiots


Your number is WAY too low, sir.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1625 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:47 pm to
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7% of Americans are total idiots


and the unemployment rate is 4.7%.
2.3% of the workforce believes chocolate milk comes from brown cows
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:48 pm to
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7% of Americans are total idiots



Don't believe it. Way too low.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11895 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:49 pm to
Chocolate milk comes from milk.

Milk comes from cows.

Cows are brown.

Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3180 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:49 pm to
Hopefully it's "7% of Americans are complete smartasses on the internet"

If given the option, I would totally choose "Chocolate milk comes from brown cows" on some random online survey if the other options were boring like "it's regular milk with chocolate flavorings and probably some artificial food coloring and emulsifiers"
Posted by tiger81
Brentwood, TN.
Member since Jan 2008
20992 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:50 pm to
You're way low... it's north of 50 %.
Posted by LSUScores
Member since Oct 2015
1347 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:51 pm to
So 10.5%?
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41887 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:52 pm to
i prefer pink cows and strawberry milk personally
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3205 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:54 pm to
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chocolate milk comes from brown cows

then what color cow does strawberry milk come from?
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52019 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:55 pm to
Maybe they're just uninformed
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:57 pm to
If I was given that survey I would say that brown cows make chocolate milk just to frick with the results.
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 2:57 pm
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