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What is Florida's State Motto?

Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:39 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:39 pm
A Florida neo-Nazi converted to Islam and killed 2 roommates for ‘disrespecting’ his faith, police say

There has to be something about Florida. I know they're known as "the Orange State", but really they should be known as the "Felon State". They have to have some state billboard that I've never paid attention to that invites this.

What is their state motto? The True Dregs of Society? Where Violent Drug Offenders Call Home? Deadbeat Dads, You've Made It? Serial Killer Paradise? America's True Nuthouse?

I mean there's something specific with Florida, and I'm sick of the media dodging what is in the water in this state that attracts maniacs and dregs from all over the country to go there.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7671 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:43 pm to
In God We Trust

What is Mississippi's state motto? "Hang 'em high?"

How does that feel, jerk?

This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 8:45 pm
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12780 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:44 pm to
"Welcome to Florida, The Ohio of the South"
Posted by auburntiger4life
Member since Aug 2016
321 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:47 pm to
Welcome to Florida if it hasn't happened here then it's never happened
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52216 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

What is Florida's State Motto?
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Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
21080 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:49 pm to
I thought their state motto was "America's Wang"
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4641 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63976 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:54 pm to
Florida's state motto should be something about the melting pot of millions of yankees and Cubans all into one.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
114212 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:02 pm to
Patton is spot on in his analysis with Florida: LINK

And to remind you all, I was one of the visionaries on the Florida hate on this site, and people decided to debate me whether Florida was the trashiest state. Now you don't see it: 2014
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7415 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:04 pm to
I think they let fans write in their own suggestions, and "Welcome to Douche Nation" won.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 9:21 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
56509 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:14 pm to
FL > MS, AL, & LA
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6318 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:23 pm to
Jorts, Warts, and Trashy Sorts.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2508 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 12:11 am to
"Only in Florida"

old story but the crackheads selling tickets to heaven is what always comes to mind for me
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 1:38 am
Posted by Quarterite
The Lower Quarter
Member since Oct 2016
959 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:12 am to
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What is their state motto? America's True Nuthouse?


This is along the right lines.

Maybe: "When the Going Gets Weird, the Weird Turn Pro"
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2988 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 6:07 am to
I think part of it can be attributed to the population size of Florida vs other Southern states. If you took New Orleans Metro, made it one county, and moved it to Florida, there would still be five counties with a larger population. Plenty of opportunities for trash to be trash.

If those other states had the population of Florida I can only imagine the stories that would come out of them.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13675 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 6:29 am to
"frick her right in the pussy."
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67708 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 6:44 am to
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What is Florida's State Motto?

It's "No matter how fricked up we get, we're still not Mississippi"
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 7:28 am to
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What is Florida's State Motto


"Sorry"
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 10:07 am to
"Florida - Making News Headlines Great Again"
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