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How to sneak alcohol onto a cruise?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:02 pm
Me and my snugglemunchkins are going on a cruise. we are poor and spent our savings on a 3 day cruise to cozumel. we need to bring alcohol bc we cant afford the alcohol on the ship. i have been dating her for 4 months....3 days...and 15hrs. i want to propose and saving this alcohol money might allow me to get one of those facy rings at walmart. the ones that looks like real gold and diamonds but they are a lot cheaper.
thx
thx
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:03 pm to tke857
I've seen this thread on here at least a dozen times over the years. Do a search and you'll find your answer
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:04 pm to tke857
Worse than the new monument thread about affirming that whites hate blacks.
0/10
0/10
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:04 pm to tke857
So overplayed that it isn't even funny anymore. Shame on you
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:06 pm to Scooba
damnit sorry sir i forgot we had one of those.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:07 pm to tke857
Give the bartender a blowjob when you get on board
Free Drinks
Profit?
Free Drinks
Profit?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:07 pm to tke857
This was the topic of the first thread I ever read on this site. Thanks for the memories.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:07 pm to tke857
A cork puller (as opposed to a cork screw), however many bottles of pinot grigio they will let you bring on (it has the lightest appearance of the white wines IMO). Drink the wine or pour it out after removing the corks with the puller (it leaves no visible marks the bottle has been opened) Woodbridge wines do not cover their corks with foil, so get a bottle such as this. Fill with white rum/vodka/tequila or whatever. Put corks back in place. Problem solved.
I've never had this method fail.
I've never had this method fail.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:07 pm to tke857
quote:
we are poor and spent our savings on a 3 day cruise
quote:
i want to propose
Don't be a dumbass.
quote:Too late...
my snugglemunchkins
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:08 pm to tke857
You're forgiven for the sole reason that I don't mind seeing your avi a few times/day.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:08 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:
This was the topic of the first thread I ever read on this site. Thanks for the memories.
no problem thought id bring back some nostalgia on a what has become very slow and predictable OT.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:08 pm to tke857
Buy some plastic flasks and stick it in your suitcase. That's what I did a few years ago
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:09 pm to dat yat
Drink only in ports of call. Sober up and enjoy your cruise and realize that it doesn't take alcohol to have a good time. Unless your girlfriend is unbearable.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:10 pm to tke857
They make these clear bags you can store liquid in. Store them in random places in your luggage like in a pair of folded pants. They will most likely make it through, but if not, they will be thrown out. It's not like you will get punished for trying.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:10 pm to tke857
Has anyone seen the new Mitch monuments video?
It's hilarious!
It's hilarious!
Posted on 5/17/17 at 2:13 pm to tke857
Take a tube roughly the size of your gay lovers penis and fill it with moon shine, insert it into your anus. Walk onto cruise and pull out tube.
Enjoy!!!
Enjoy!!!
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