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Dead animal pickup options?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:20 am
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:20 am
Have a dead animal in the corner of my backyard behind a tree, not sure what it is, looks bigger than a cat. Animal control says that they dont do pickup on private property.....presume need to hire a professional? What are my options and what is the approximate cost?
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inb4deadbodyjokes
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:21 am to Bamboozles
A shovel, pussy.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:21 am to Bamboozles
Stop being such a pussy for starters
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:21 am to Bamboozles
Why don't you just get a shovel and bury it?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:21 am to Bamboozles
Pick it up yourself with a shovel? 
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:21 am to Bamboozles
Bury it next to your man card pussy
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:22 am to Bamboozles
cook it and eat it like a real man
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:22 am to Bamboozles
Trash bag and find an apartment complex with a lake. They pick that shite up right away.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:24 am to Bamboozles
This is definitely the man card thread over the other with the fish.
If you need to be a vagina put a clothes-pin on your nose.
If you need to be a vagina put a clothes-pin on your nose.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:25 am to Bamboozles
Mmmmm! Got damn Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shite! Usually me and Vince would be happy with some freeze dried Tasters Choice right, but he springs this serious gourmet shite on us.
I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shite. Inbuy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ______ in my garage.
I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shite. Inbuy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ______ in my garage.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:26 am to Bamboozles
Let nature take its course, loser.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:26 am to Bamboozles
Move it to public property
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:27 am to Bamboozles
I'll do it for about tree fiddy
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:30 am to Bamboozles
Throw it into the neighbor's property with a shovel
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:38 am to Bamboozles
Gynecologist or a tailor for some pants.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:38 am to Bamboozles
there will be no dead body jokes
only poster after poster rightly calling you out for your galactic pussification
hang your head in shame
only poster after poster rightly calling you out for your galactic pussification
hang your head in shame
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:40 am to Bamboozles
put it in your freezer
i can be over by 3:30... please keep frozen
i can be over by 3:30... please keep frozen
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:46 am to Bamboozles
1.Pick it up and trlhrow it in the street.
2. Call animal control.
3. ??
4. Profit
2. Call animal control.
3. ??
4. Profit
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:53 am to Bamboozles
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:54 am to Bamboozles
Show animal control your vagina. They'll come out.
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