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Do you have a favorite Rodney Dangerfield quote?
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:31 pm
The man was a comic genius. Self-deprecating one-liner after one-liner.
Here are my favorites. Whatcha got?
"Doc, every morning I look in the mirror and feel like barfing, what's wrong", he said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Here are my favorites. Whatcha got?
"Doc, every morning I look in the mirror and feel like barfing, what's wrong", he said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:34 pm to Jax-Tiger
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:35 pm to Jax-Tiger
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:37 pm to Jax-Tiger
The first movie I was in was so bad the premiere got walked out on. And it was held on an airplane.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:39 pm to Jax-Tiger
"Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook!"
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:41 pm to teke184
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:42 pm to Jax-Tiger
I'm sitting on top of the world but I've got hemorrhoids
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:43 pm to Jax-Tiger
That's skilled labor for an italian
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:44 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
"My mother never breast fed me as a kid, she said she liked me as a friend".
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:44 pm to OKTiger83
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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:44 pm to Jax-Tiger
Tell the chef this is low grade dog food. I can still see the marks where the jockey was hitting it.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:45 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
"Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook!"
Caddyshack was a classic...
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:46 pm to Jax-Tiger
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:46 pm to Jax-Tiger
This steak still has marks on it from where the jockey was hitting it.
Ohhh baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Ohhh baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:46 pm to upgrayedd
They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:46 pm to Jax-Tiger
"My wife says she wants to go somewhere she's never been. I say try the kitchen."
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:46 pm to Jax-Tiger
I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:47 pm to Jax-Tiger
"The best thing about having kids is making them"
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:47 pm to Tortious
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"My wife says she wants to go somewhere she's never been. I say try the kitchen."
I thought that was a Henny Youngman bit.
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