Mad props to those tiny Wal-Mart fattycap scooter wheels

Clemson fan. Checks out

That's Jabba the Hutt's lesser known sister, Ja'Queasha the Hutt.

"I'll go on facebook live myself!"

My family shops Target exclusively. Every now and then we might hit up Albertson's because Target's produce is usually kind of shitty. But this weekend, we had a real gamble on our hands. Our Sunday plans eventually happened to place us near a Wal-Mart and with only a few grocery needs, we decided to risk it.

My kids were exposed to the lowest denominator of human filth. Nothing but trash in that motherfricker. With all of my prejudices well triggered, I left there with a solemn vow to never return under any circumstances.

I genuinely don't understand how any person with an iota of means would step foot in there.