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re: What's your first move in a fight?
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:08 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:08 pm to arseinclarse
high-pitched scream, then fall to the ground into the fetal position and piss myself
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:08 pm to arseinclarse
I usually grab my opponent's arm and make him hit himself.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:09 pm to arseinclarse
She got a golden ticket?
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:10 pm to arseinclarse
The flying arm bar. Works every time in a bar fight. Any moves that involves jumping, spinning or flipping are perfect for bar fights. Trust me.
Eta: pro wrestling moves are just as effective. Stone cold stunner is great in real combat.
Eta: pro wrestling moves are just as effective. Stone cold stunner is great in real combat.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:11 pm to Soup Sammich
You jump at me, you're getting slammed into the ground.
Never leave your feet, retard.
Never leave your feet, retard.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:12 pm to arseinclarse
take the empty beer bottle i no longer need and smash it over dude's head
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:12 pm to arseinclarse
I don't know.
Never been in a fight
Never been in a fight
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:15 pm to arseinclarse
Might have to use the diamond cutter on your kind. Or the crippler cross face if I get in a fight and hate my kids.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:15 pm to arseinclarse
Came across this in my PB account
I got roughed up one night but you should have seen the other Baw
I got roughed up one night but you should have seen the other Baw
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:16 pm to arseinclarse
Rolling Single Leg Boston Crab
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:18 pm to arseinclarse
Tight space, head butt, pull their shirt over their head and knee the frick outta them.
1 on 1 with room, wait for them to swing, then shoot in and pick their arse up and slam them on the ground. That in itself can knock them out. If not you are in position to beat them down.
You wanna try to avoid punching someone if you can because you don't wanna break your hand. But if you must, don't hit someone in their nose like some here are saying. Hit them in chin. It doesn't even take a lot of force to knock someone out on the chin who doesn't know how to take a punch.
But really just avoid fighting if at all possible because you don't know if someone will pull a weapon. And you probably don't need to get in legal trouble either.
1 on 1 with room, wait for them to swing, then shoot in and pick their arse up and slam them on the ground. That in itself can knock them out. If not you are in position to beat them down.
You wanna try to avoid punching someone if you can because you don't wanna break your hand. But if you must, don't hit someone in their nose like some here are saying. Hit them in chin. It doesn't even take a lot of force to knock someone out on the chin who doesn't know how to take a punch.
But really just avoid fighting if at all possible because you don't know if someone will pull a weapon. And you probably don't need to get in legal trouble either.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:18 pm to arseinclarse
Simple jabs and Muay Thai leg kicks would wreck 90% of you frickers.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:19 pm to tigerpimpbot
Poke em right in the eye. Motherfricker can't do shite after you bury a meaty finger second knuckle deep into his eye socket.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:20 pm to tigerinthebueche
If any of you baws use a bottle, I suggest using a Snapple one.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:21 pm to arseinclarse
quote:Crack my knuckles
What's your first move in a fight?
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:22 pm to arseinclarse
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If any of you baws use a bottle, I suggest using a Snapple one.
are you into the Jack tonight, or what is your demon of choice this evening?
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