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re: What's your first move in a fight?

Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:22 pm to
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:22 pm to
I was just fricking with you. The main thing to do in a real fight is be the first to land a decent punch. Whoever does that first will win 80% of the time.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127246 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:24 pm to
Cock my gun.
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:25 pm to
Arrest them and take them to jail.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5298 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:27 pm to
I had a guy to to fight me at a bar last night for absolutely no reason. I never even spoke to him. I think he was so drunk he had me confused with someone else. Four years ago, I would have punched him in the face instantly after the way he acted last night. With a little added age, maturity, and job risk, I just told him to enjoy his night, and walked away. I woke up in my bed this morning without a black eye or the police after me. I'm going to make it a goal to never fight again unless I absolutely have to.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:27 pm to
Yeah I'll dance at a wedding. That's about it. I don't have good rhythm though
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34530 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:27 pm to
You'd get your arse whooped if you tried to cuff me


I've got quick hands
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:29 pm
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14222 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:28 pm to
You some special sort of badass or something????
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

You'd get your arse whooped if you tried to cuff me


come at me bro!!!
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43825 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:29 pm to
hammer fist to the side of the jaw.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56591 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:30 pm to
As they are geting out of their car, drop kick their door, breaking their leg and walk away.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34530 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:31 pm to
The baddest in town
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34530 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:32 pm to
Don't ever let them out of their car. Punch that fricker through the window and rip his shifter out and throw it in his face:

Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14222 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:33 pm to
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The baddest in town
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:34 pm to
Haha well I got lots of training, a baton and oh yeah a taser that hurts like hell. I've never been in a fight when not working (usually druggies or drunks) since middle school over kickball. His parents tried to sue mine because I busted his jaw. Hahaha
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:35 pm to
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I woke up in my bed this morning without a black eye or the police after me
you call that living?
Posted by Goats and Joes
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
363 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:35 pm to
It's hard to lose a fight if your first punch is a solid connect square to the nose
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5298 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

you call that living?




You do have a point.
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
7406 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:39 pm to
Pull my dick out, but that's just me
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50283 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:39 pm to
Da nutz
Posted by Chum Bucket
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
977 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:40 pm to
Run in a Z pattern
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