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Wonder Woman's lack of armpit hair triggers SJW's
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:50 am
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:50 am
With palpable excitement surrounding the film’s release, the latest trailer, which can be viewed below, has sparked new controversy. Through careful analysis, the internet has exposed a perhaps, not-so wonderful aspect of DC Comics’ newest incarnation of the classic, girl-power superheroine: She has no armpit hair.
The lack of body hair on the female warrior makes us wonder if feminism was swept aside in favor of achieving the ideal female aesthetic. “It’s really hard to believe that Wonder Woman, who has been on an island filled with strong women her entire life, is worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits,” Refinery29 explained, “That is a time-consuming process and she’s a little too busy training ‘10 times harder’ with the Amazons so that she can, you know, save the world.”
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:52 am to ZIGG
lol I think between me and make me a sandwich girl we both could afford to skip a meal
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:52 am to ZIGG
I've determined I hate people...
besides some of the OT
besides some of the OT
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:52 am to ZIGG
I'd make Gal Gadot a sandwich. The second one not so much.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to ZIGG
i bet the author doesn't look like Gadot
she fine as frog's hair
she fine as frog's hair
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to ZIGG
wait til they see her hairless cooter !
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to ZIGG
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Refinery29 explained
I'm having trouble giving any fricks about Refinery29's musings
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 8:54 am
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to ZIGG
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worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits
I'm only worried about the bleaching part.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:57 am to ZIGG
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That is a time-consuming process and she’s a little too busy training ‘10 times harder’ with the Amazons
If she wasn't a woman she wouldn't have to train 10 times harder.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 8:57 am
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:58 am to Ingeniero
I don't have enough ingredients.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:59 am to ZIGG
If they are feminist they should be happy that the female had a choice wether or not to bleach her armpits (for the movie) and that she is probably the highest paid person in the movie.
Also, a MALE director wouldn't have overlooked that glaring plot hole.
Also, a MALE director wouldn't have overlooked that glaring plot hole.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 9:01 am
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:59 am to ZIGG
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It’s really hard to believe that Wonder Woman, who has been on an island filled with strong women her entire life, is worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits
Well, you see, that's where her logic is flawed.
Women strive to look superficially beautiful mainly to make other women jealous, so an island full of them would be like Victoria's Secret Christmas Special.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:01 am to ZIGG
Her lack of body hair triggers me to throw rope.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:02 am to ZIGG
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The lack of body hair on the female warrior makes us wonder if feminism was swept aside in favor of achieving the ideal female aesthetic. “It’s really hard to believe that Wonder Woman, who has been on an island filled with strong women her entire life, is worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits,” Refinery29 explained, “That is a time-consuming process and she’s a little too busy training ‘10 times harder’ with the Amazons so that she can, you know, save the world.”
Hours at the salon to get her hair looking great and putting on makeup every morning is cool though.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:02 am to Bluefin
quote:End of discussion and start of the erection.
Women strive to look superficially beautiful mainly to make other women jealous, so an island full of them would be like Victoria's Secret Christmas Special.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:05 am to ZIGG
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The lack of body hair on the female warrior
I'll need proof of this statement before I decide on my "reaction".
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:05 am to Bluefin
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Well, you see, that's where her logic is flawed.
Women strive to look superficially beautiful mainly to make other women jealous
So, so, so true.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:06 am to ZIGG
These SJW's need to go to work or something. Must be nice to worry about such dumb shite as this.
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