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re: Hypo: If you owned a restaurant what would you do to target the best clientele?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:43 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:43 pm to fr33manator
No fried food
1
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:44 pm to Brosef Stalin
no ranch dressing.
no substitutions.
no substitutions.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:45 pm to fr33manator
no free refills
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:45 pm to Wtodd
So you'd want a bunch of trashy, face tattoo having methed up honkies in there?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:45 pm to fr33manator
no UFC on TV
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:46 pm to fr33manator
Never open the doors
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:46 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I don't go to nice restaurants with my older brother anymore. He really will go to a fine-dining restaurant, order a steak well done, and then ask for ketchup. It makes you want to slit your wrists.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:47 pm to SabiDojo
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order a steak well done, and then ask for ketchup
fancy or heinz?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:48 pm to fr33manator
I think the type of food and drink served is the biggest determining factor, with the decorations and floor/bar setup being a close second.
For instance, if you want to attract a business professional crowd for happy hour, you need to have a good number of craft beers on tap and in bottle and a good wine selection for the ladies, in addition to a lighter food menu similar to tapas. You also want to make sure the venue is quieter than most, as a lot of the professional types will want to talk business and not be distracted by some music.
For instance, if you want to attract a business professional crowd for happy hour, you need to have a good number of craft beers on tap and in bottle and a good wine selection for the ladies, in addition to a lighter food menu similar to tapas. You also want to make sure the venue is quieter than most, as a lot of the professional types will want to talk business and not be distracted by some music.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:51 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
I don't go to nice restaurants with my older brother anymore. He really will go to a fine-dining restaurant, order a steak well done, and then ask for ketchup
Tell your brother congrats on his big win last November
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:51 pm to fr33manator
I'd have a place similar to Beausoleil. Great cocktails, creative food, upbeat atmosphere, located near wealthy people, but just under the radar enough to not be the token special occasion spot for trashy people.
Your typical popular high end places attract birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, etc. for people who don't regularly dine out and don't know how to act. No thanks.
Your typical popular high end places attract birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, etc. for people who don't regularly dine out and don't know how to act. No thanks.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:51 pm to Topwater Trout
Dude, he's awful. Smacks when he eats, calls the server by whistling or shouting, and his diet consists of fried chicken, steak, and french fries. He's in his late 30's. We grew up in a nice neighborhood and in a cultured home with manners and we don't know what the frick happened to him. He's the only member of our family who acts that way. It's embarrassing.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:52 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
we don't know what the frick happened to him.
drugs
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:52 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
Lots of fine dining restaurants have a waiter/waitress but then that waiter/waitress also has an assistant on standby to refill your drinks and address any concerns/questions you have.
Expiditors.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:55 pm to SabiDojo
Probably a reflection of the friends he keeps.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:55 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
quote: order a steak well done, and then ask for ketchup
fancy or heinz?
"Gurl, u gots to be havin dat fancy ketchup at a fancy restaurant.
It go on the steak real good. But make sure dey get all da blood out. And get you sum a dem salt-Ayed skrimps!"
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:55 pm to LSUBoo
quote:
Probably a reflection of the friends he keeps.
Yeah, his friends are the same/worse.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 12:59 pm to fr33manator
No strawberry daiquiris
No strawberry margaritas
No pink lemonade
$14 Long island iced teas
No hyp / no henne
Only draft beer specials (no Heineken)
No strawberry margaritas
No pink lemonade
$14 Long island iced teas
No hyp / no henne
Only draft beer specials (no Heineken)
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:00 pm to fr33manator
Four things:
Good food
Good menu
Good service
A good place to eat that's fun or has atmosphere
Good food
Good menu
Good service
A good place to eat that's fun or has atmosphere
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:00 pm to Box Geauxrilla
If you get extra lemons and a bunch of sugar with your water, you get charged for lemonade.
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