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"Why do white people read?"

Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:53 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:53 pm
I'm in Burger King today, alone. Grab a paperback in my truck, order, get my food, sit down.

A couple of booths away is a well-dressed middle-aged black woman, a little girl who I take for her granddaughter, and an older woman I assume to be her mother.

When the older woman and girl go off for a minute, she asks, 'Who is it that got you interested in reading?' I told her my father never got to go to college, in fact, finished high school in the Army (1951), but read everything he could get his hands on.

Whenever he finished reading something, I would grab it up and read it, so I was reading waaay ahead of my grade level.

So she says she sees people when she's travelling, on cruises, on the beach, etc. reading. She said, " I never even think about reading when I'm travelling, and I'm a teacher. And I always wondered why those people were reading."

I said "What people?". she said, "White people".
This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 7:57 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:54 pm to
I loved reading on road trips growing up.
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:54 pm to
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:56 pm to
Those that can, do.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
42138 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

I loved reading on road trips growing up.


Right! Very few things I'd rather do than enjoy a good book.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:56 pm to
Insert stereotype here
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
47053 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:57 pm to
Why do white people read in Burger King
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
42138 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Why do white people read in Burger King


Bill Hicks: Looks like we got ourselves a reader here!
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22301 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:59 pm to
I'm going to stick my son in front of his iPad with the OT lounge open. He'll be reading at an advanced level in no time.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:00 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:00 pm to
Sounds like a good setup for a Bill Hicks joke. Oh wait, it is LINK
Posted by LaBR4
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:01 pm to
You went inside a Burger King? Trashy
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:03 pm to
forgetting the fact that you totally misquoted her in your title. it appears she was wondering why white people would be reading in social situations.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

order


Well?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
42138 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

totally misquoted her in your title


Her: I wondered why those people were reading

Me: What people?

Her: White people.

Not a totally direct quote, but a goddamn good distillation.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:13 pm to
wha da ih yu be reedn?
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:16 pm to
Why you got to be all about reading at the Kang? Eat your food and get the frick out. Dis ain't no liberry. And it certainly ain't no Starbucks.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:16 pm to
Chris Rock said books was like kryptonite
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

in Burger King today


In Alabama?
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