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It is time for a gender neutral Mike the Tiger

Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:03 am
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
37371 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:03 am
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As LSU gets closer to finding its consecutive tiger, Mike VII (after the passing of Mike VI this past July) activists from the Women and Gender Studies’ college petition LSU to open their doors to its’ first ever, gender-neutral tiger, after decades of traditionally all-male cats. Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries, says she is “tired of watching animals be treated as us humans once were: gender-binned.”



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“You have to remember: this mascot…this Mike character, was created by an old, outdated patriarchal society of penises,” the letter reads, “How dare us determine the gender of our mascot and of this tiger, when the mascot is supposed to embody all of us? Plus, we’re sure the late Mike VI would have liked a choice in the matter…when he was still young and alive.”

The letter tackles issues such a male favoritism in sports as well as discussing the power of androgyny and what this could be mean for future LSU students.

Hayden Pointer, Senior at LSU and member of Tigers Without Binaries, says as a gender-fluid person, he would like his school mascot to be more than a “man taking names.” “I remember being eight years old and thinking LSU’s mascot was overly-masculinized and simply unfair to the other genders of our endless spectrum,” explains Pointer. “So I’m hoping we can get with the sports people and come up with a more gender-neutral name. We came up with Mika, but we’re open to other suggestions.”




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Benji Maxwell, sixth year student and Interdisciplinary Studies major at LSU, is one of the many students who claim it’s “just not right” to allow Mike or Mika to be genderless if he or she chooses so. “Yo, Mike is my boy!” claims Maxwell. “He pulls arse left to right. Him being male makes LSU legendary. I get the whole feminist thing and I’m down with it, but come on. Leave that dude Mike out of this. He has a penis…he’s a man.”
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just realized this has to be a joke
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:09 am
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:05 am to
I can't wat until Trump opens up the camps for these people.
Posted by Chinese Bandit
Edmond, Ok
Member since Jan 2004
1545 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:06 am to
Can't he be a boy tiger and all the gender fluid people just pretend he is something else like they do for themselves
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30935 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:25 am to
Animals arent as stupid as some people are
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17750 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:25 am to
Transgender Mike would be called Michelle
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:31 am to
Why, frick
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
27940 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:35 am to
I don't know to many girls named Mike...
Posted by 3rdRowTailgater
Tulsa
Member since Jul 2006
18697 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:35 am to
It's satire, people. Settle down.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83893 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:38 am to
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Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries


Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:41 am to
Make Mike the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!

Make Michelle the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!



Yea, I'm gonna stick with "Mike".
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5282 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:44 am to
Benji Maxwell, sixth year student and Interdisciplinary Studies major at LSU

Maybe homie needs to be studying and stop being quoted.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:46 am to
quote:

Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries, says she is “tired of watching animals be treated as us humans once were: gender-binned.”


WTF?
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am to
If this isn't a joke we need to drop gender studies immediately

Drop it regardless
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
170257 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:28 am to
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Hayden Pointer, Senior at LSU and member of Tigers Without Binaries, says as a gender-fluid person, he would like his school mascot to be more than a “man taking names.



Someone please find Hayden and slap him around like the women he is then slap his parents for naming him Hayden.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18716 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:46 am to
I wouldn't be opposed to getting a male and female Tiger. Sadly, this would still not be good enough for these people.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67281 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:20 am to
How about "Mikelbr the Tiger"?

We can agree that he's not conventional.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11498 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:23 am to
More importantly, the new mascot should identify as a tiger.

It would be a disgrace if LSU had a bulldog for a mascot who happened to be born a tiger.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
37008 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:30 am to
Shouldn't we let the tiger decide it's gender identity for itself?
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:33 am to
don't care what sex the tiger is,but we should put "gender neutral" students in his cage so they can end all doubt.
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1271 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:37 am to
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just realized this has to be a joke


The article on the side titled "Elizabeth Warren placed in timeout for talking to a man" was a little bit of a hint that this was satire. If that didn't do it then "5 beautiful rings to get your favorite masturbating hand this valentine's day" was the dead giveaway.
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