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re: Wife/GF/Side Piece at 50 Shades Check-In Thread
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am to LSUFanHouston
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am to LSUFanHouston
I asked the wife to get us tickets for a date night. It's just a movie and it'll be fun.
ELT
ELT
quote:I though she was cute. I'd say not my type but she was nekkid so that then = my type.
the chick Sasquatch-hairy thighs & a thick bush.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:53 am
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:51 am to JawjaTigah
Sounds like your wife's body isn't slamming and you need the bush to hide that roast beef you push rope into
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:56 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:53 am to JawjaTigah
I do not know a single adult female, let alone a 21 year old, who has long, dark, unshaven thigh hair. They shot the scene in a way to really emphasize it. It was bizarre.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:54 am to Dam Guide
quote:
Read the Wikipedia summary. This story is a frickin mess. This one isn't about erotic shite, it's more of a shitty soap opera. But what do you expect from a story that was originally Twilight fan fiction.
I saw a quote online somewhere that summed it up pretty well:
Fifty Shades is only considered romantic because the guys is rich. If he were poor, it would be an episode of CSI.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:55 am to Evil Little Thing
Some people find bush erotic.
Most.
Most.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:56 am to CelticDog
And super hairy thighs? Have I been doing it wrong, shaving my legs all these years?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:00 am to CelticDog
quote:
Most over 40
FIFY
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:02 am to LSUFanHouston
That shite is corny. Your wife and her friends sound like geeks.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:10 am to Displaced
quote:
I saw a quote online somewhere that summed it up pretty well: Fifty Shades is only considered romantic because the guys is rich. If he were poor, it would be an episode of CSI.
lol that does work well
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:19 am to Evil Little Thing
Those books were so horribly written. I read all of them...because at that point I wanted to know how the story ended, but it was kinda a chore to finish them...that's how horribly written they were.
But yeah, one way to judge if a woman has actual decent taste in literature is ask her about those books.
If she talks about them like they were "soo good"....well there you have it, her taste level in literature sucks.
But yeah, one way to judge if a woman has actual decent taste in literature is ask her about those books.
If she talks about them like they were "soo good"....well there you have it, her taste level in literature sucks.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:23 am to LSUFanHouston
That shite is still popular or is your wife simply desperate for a scintilla of excitement?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:39 am to lsunurse
Same here. I kept reading because I wanted to know how they ended. But reading about her "inner goddess" repeatedly made my want to scream. So so so bad.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:41 am to Evil Little Thing
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But reading about her "inner goddess" repeatedly
Thank goodness that crap was NOT in the movie. I think I would have walked out of the theater if that was the case
I was invited to go with some gfs to watch it tonight. It's just a fun excuse for a girl's night. I would go, but am just wanting a more lowkey weekend.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:41 am to LSUFanHouston
I went with my wife last night to see it at the Kingwood theatre. The group of middle aged, slightly overweight ladies behind me all agreed they were divorcing their husbands. Probably just the alcohol talking....
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 7:43 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:00 am to LSUFanHouston
quote:
Wife/GF/Side Piece
2,3,1
They each bring something different to the table.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:06 am to JawjaTigah
quote:
rather than with shaved or lasered or waxed hairless
Speak for yourself ole timer.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:06 am to lsunurse
I read them because I was confused as to why soccer moms were interested in bdsm. 100 pages in still no sex but his bank account was described in graphic detail on page 2. Life made sense again.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:07 am to LSUFanHouston
My wife went to La Bare
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:08 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
Have I been doing it wrong
We will need pics to answer properly.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:12 am to LSUFanHouston
That pussy will come home moist...get ready to frick
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