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Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:28 am to lsufan9193969700
One night for a DUI, another night for a second DUI (should get thrown out of court) and another full day for a bench warrant I didn't know I had on me.
2 days. frick jail.
2 days. frick jail.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:51 am to lsufan9193969700
Been there. Was miserable as frick.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:58 am to lsufan9193969700
3 stints in the drunk tank for DUI. 12 hrs, 6 hrs and 6hrs.
All three were dismissed.
A good CD lawyer is worth his weight in gold, in more ways than one. #WhitePrivilege
All three were dismissed.
A good CD lawyer is worth his weight in gold, in more ways than one. #WhitePrivilege
Posted on 1/27/17 at 3:08 am to lsufan9193969700
Serious question: how poor/dumb are you?
I ask only because I'm trying to imagine the idiot who thinks it's a good idea to use his phone number in his username.
I ask only because I'm trying to imagine the idiot who thinks it's a good idea to use his phone number in his username.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 3:19 am to King Teal
Not a phone #.
lsufan '91, '93, '96, '97, '00 ('09).
lsufan '91, '93, '96, '97, '00 ('09).
Posted on 1/27/17 at 3:25 am to Titus Pullo
Nah that's a phone, dog
Posted on 1/27/17 at 3:27 am to King Teal
I'm sure it probably is.
But it's not his.
Look those years up in relation to LSU sports or a sport.
Notice the '09 I added as well.
LINK
Not sure if that link will work. If not just google "LSU baseball National Championship years".
But it's not his.
Look those years up in relation to LSU sports or a sport.
Notice the '09 I added as well.
LINK
Not sure if that link will work. If not just google "LSU baseball National Championship years".
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 3:30 am
Posted on 1/27/17 at 5:07 am to lsufan9193969700
Well, I just got out
of the county prison
doing 90 days for non-support.
Tried to find me
an executive position,
but no matter
how smooth I got
of the county prison
doing 90 days for non-support.
Tried to find me
an executive position,
but no matter
how smooth I got
Posted on 1/27/17 at 5:33 am to makersmark1
I went to jail in college. I got caught with a little of the devils lettuce and my sentence was 2 weekends in jail or the Virginia alcohol and substance abuse program. I chose to do the two weekends consecutively and ended up only having to do 2.5 days and they removed it from my record. My buddy did VASAP and was drug tested 2x a month and couldn't drink alcohol for 7 months. He did not last and ended up getting 2 weekends and it stayed on his record.
Jail wasn't that bad. I was in a pod with 12 other dudes, all of whom were waiting to go to federal prison. One guy robbed a bank and another was telling me what they used to do to child molesters in the 90's. That same guy had at least a dozen tattoos of naked women all over him. He was scary and I tried to stay away from him.
They had a TV on in there that was on from 8am to 10pm all day everyday. They watched Ellen which I thought was hilarious. The food sucked big time. The toilet was on the side of the room too so you heard/saw everyone pissing and shitting. I didn't take a dump the entire time I was in there.
Jail wasn't that bad. I was in a pod with 12 other dudes, all of whom were waiting to go to federal prison. One guy robbed a bank and another was telling me what they used to do to child molesters in the 90's. That same guy had at least a dozen tattoos of naked women all over him. He was scary and I tried to stay away from him.
They had a TV on in there that was on from 8am to 10pm all day everyday. They watched Ellen which I thought was hilarious. The food sucked big time. The toilet was on the side of the room too so you heard/saw everyone pissing and shitting. I didn't take a dump the entire time I was in there.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 5:34 am to magildachunks
quote:
Told the judge the truth: I didn't know why I missed it.
quote:
That got me six months.
There has to be more to this story.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:52 am to King Teal
Do you really not know what those numbers are?
I've never been to jail
I've never been to jail
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:55 am to King Teal
quote:
Serious question: how poor/dumb are you? I ask only because I'm trying to imagine the idiot who thinks it's a good idea to use his phone number in his username.
lulz..,
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:58 am to RummelTiger
Pretty fricking sad that I had to explain what that meant to an LSU "fan".
Excuse me. He's a Harvard fan...
Excuse me. He's a Harvard fan...
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 6:59 am
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:00 am to lsufan9193969700
I was arrested and drunk tanked more times than I can count and was pretty damn wild in my youth. Nothing major, I just liked to party. No drugs, just Bourbon and ice cold beers. My worst and longest stay was at Orleans Parish Prison. I was picked up on Bourbon for being drunk and was pretty angry they singled me out on a sea of 30k other drunks for no other reason than to hit their EOM quota. That, or just boredom grabbing an Ole Miss fratboy for fun. I had a pocket knife on me (who doesn't carry a pocket knife?) and the a-hole cops wrote me up for a concealed weapon. When I got processed at OPP, I had a different color jumpsuit than everyone else due to the knife. It was the same as the murderers and other violent offenders. I drunkenly lied to my fellow Cell Block B Brothers (The CBB Crew for short) about stabbing bitches thinking I'd seem tough. Everyone stay cleared of us and the white jumpsuits were alphas on the block commanding the TV remote and deck of playing cards. Like true badasses that we were, we watched soaps and played Go Fish all day. There was a surprising camaraderie and everyone made the best of if. No one wanted to be there, so at least we had that in common.
That is, until one day a real violent offender decided he'd show everyone he was the alpha of the alphas and started trying to kill me and the other three "white suits". That's a whole post on its own, but in short, two guys got carved up pretty bad and one died, for no other reason than to just establish himself at the top of the food chain as it was completely unprovoked. Literally walked up behind a guy and started stabbing him with a dull metal shank after being there for five minutes and speaking to no one. I still get chills thinking about that blunt nasty rod. If you could imagine the worst thing to get stabbed with, this was it. They turned the place, and us inside out...literally. Just to make sure there were no other weapons.
It took 7 days to get out and the judge immediately threw my case out as it was complete bullshite. A kid drunk on Bourbon with a Spyderco in his pants got those charges? It was retarded. The public drunk charge wouldn't hold because of the gross weapons overcharge.
That was fifteen years ago and I haven't been back since. Eye opening is an understatement and I decided to quit being an idiot and slow down on Mr Booze.
That is, until one day a real violent offender decided he'd show everyone he was the alpha of the alphas and started trying to kill me and the other three "white suits". That's a whole post on its own, but in short, two guys got carved up pretty bad and one died, for no other reason than to just establish himself at the top of the food chain as it was completely unprovoked. Literally walked up behind a guy and started stabbing him with a dull metal shank after being there for five minutes and speaking to no one. I still get chills thinking about that blunt nasty rod. If you could imagine the worst thing to get stabbed with, this was it. They turned the place, and us inside out...literally. Just to make sure there were no other weapons.
It took 7 days to get out and the judge immediately threw my case out as it was complete bullshite. A kid drunk on Bourbon with a Spyderco in his pants got those charges? It was retarded. The public drunk charge wouldn't hold because of the gross weapons overcharge.
That was fifteen years ago and I haven't been back since. Eye opening is an understatement and I decided to quit being an idiot and slow down on Mr Booze.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:02 am to lsufan9193969700
I've been to Angola, Hunt, Rayburn, and St. Tammany Parish Prison.
For work purposes.
For work purposes.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:04 am to WhiskeyDick
quote:
If you could imagine the worst thing to get stabbed with
A BBC.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:05 am to WhiskeyDick
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I was arrested and drunk tanked more times than I can count
quote:
Posted by WhiskeyDick
Checks out.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:08 am to magildachunks
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magildachunks
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White.
Trudy didn't make you pay her for a ankle monitor?
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