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For $25 million, you have to..

Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:59 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:59 am
kill one of the following; mountain lion, gorilla, regular lion, tiger, grizzly bear, or a great white shark. Your weapons are a 6' long piece of 1" steel pipe and any knife in your kitchen. Would you do it and which animal would you choose?
Posted by TigerTatorTots
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:00 am to
Mountain Lion, easy answer
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:00 am to
Tyga
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7194 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:00 am to
Absolutely. I'd choose the mountain lion bc he seems "easier" than the others imo.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52187 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:00 am to
Easy question. Mountain lion
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 9:01 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
22093 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:00 am to
I might slay your mom for $25m, does that beast count?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:01 am to
I would kill a "Tyga"...
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
21057 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:01 am to
I think i'd right off grizzly and gorilla immediately.. Far too much mass for me to do much damage with a knife, even a really nice one.

Lions and mountain lions, and tigers also seem like they would be difficult.


The easy answer is great white shark as the fact they live in water makes me feel like i have a fighting chance as long as I don't end up in the water.
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:01 am to
Great White Shark on land or gorilla in the ocean

Anything else no shot
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:01 am to
Everything else you labeled is a land animal.

If the shark has to fight me on land, I'll take the shark.

Assuming the Shark (and myself) will be in the water...

I'd go in this order:

Shark (on land) > Shark (in water) > Gorilla > Bear
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24791 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:01 am to
Tiger's wife tried that a few years ago and although she did not kill Tiger she put up a good effort and got much more than 25 million
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 9:02 am
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52187 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:02 am to
quote:

The easy answer is great white shark as the fact they live in water makes me feel like i have a fighting chance as long as I don't end up in the water.

me thinks you'd have to be in the same environment as them to claim the $25MM
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:02 am to
Like I would risk my life for mere money. How pedestrian.
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
6252 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:03 am to
Duct tape a butcher knife to end of the pipe and stab the shark. All of the other animal have hands/paws plus a mouth. The shark only has a mouth.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30532 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Everything else you labeled is a land animal.

If the shark has to fight me on land, I'll take the shark.

Assuming the Shark (and myself) will be in the water...

I'd go in this order:

Shark (on land) > Shark (in water) > Gorilla > Bear


Assume the fight will take place in the animals natural habitat
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11264 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:03 am to
quote:

kill one of the following; mountain lion, gorilla, regular lion, tiger, grizzly bear, or a great white shark. Your weapons are a 6' long piece of 1" steel pipe and any knife in your kitchen. Would you do it and which animal would you choose?


Too soon.
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
21057 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:03 am to
quote:

me thinks you'd have to be in the same environment as them to claim the $25MM



I mean, he can stay in the water and i can be in a boat.

being in the water with him and a knife is going to be difficult as the resistance of the water will make it difficult to swing/stab the knife with enough force.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:04 am to
quote:

For $25 million, you have to kill one of the following; mountain lion, gorilla, regular lion, tiger, grizzly bear, or a great white shark. Your weapons are a 6' long piece of 1" steel pipe and any knife in your kitchen.


Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59896 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:06 am to
easy mountain lion
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:06 am to
I'll kill em all with a butter knife for 25 million
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