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Anyone ever urinated while driving?

Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:41 am
Posted by Flashback
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:41 am
It seems like a better option than peeing on the side of the road so no one sees you.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:42 am to
I think we just had this thread a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:43 am to
Not since I was a little kid.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:43 am to
No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:43 am to
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:44 am to
Yea, sometimes Ill get a 32 oz smoothie in hattiesburg from smoothie king (best smoothie king fyi, awesome deals) and then usually by the time I get to alabama (on the way to bham) i really have to pee and sometimes theres not much out there. So ill pee into that cup when im done. Its been pretty close a few times to not being able to hold it all.

Also you have to be careful to not reach for it and drink it out of habit.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:44 am to
I guess if your trouser snake is meager enough, you could slither it into a bottle, but you'd still be getting pee on ya, would you not?

Luckily, me and the rest of the OT would never be able to fit our very impressive shafts into said bottle, so no, i've never had this conundrum.
This post was edited on 1/10/17 at 11:45 am
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:45 am to
I still think we need a urinal on the drivers side floorboard.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:46 am to
There's people who haven't done this?
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36264 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:46 am to
Uh, yeah. Who hasn't? I'm also diabetic, and have to pee like every two hours. Sometimes on a long drive I can't get to an exit quick enough and keep a bottle close by just in case. It's really only happened like twice, though.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53576 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:47 am to
I drive a company truck around all day and don't really have time to stop. I usually piss in a ziplock bag and leave it on the passenger floorboard
Posted by The Mick
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 11:48 am to
Aye
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:16 pm to
I'll tell you what I told the last fool that asked this question. I just roll down the window, toss the end of my dick outside into the slipstream, and let it fly.

It kinda tickles.
This post was edited on 1/10/17 at 12:17 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68523 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:22 pm to
When I worked for a company that I had to travel all the time (all driving, anywhere from an hour to 10hours) I would have powerade bottles I filled with piss. I emptied them on the ground when I had to stop for gas.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:26 pm to
If you're long enough, it's not an issue.
Posted by Mitcher8
Hopefully St. George soon
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:49 pm to
I tried pissing in a zip loc bag during a trip from New Orleans to Baton Rouge. The bag had a small whole in the corner.
Posted by CornDog4Life
Pont Breaux
Member since Feb 2013
516 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 12:57 pm to
Did it last night while at a standstill on the basin bridge it sucked
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114236 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 1:13 pm to
You rather piss yourself than piss on side the road?
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 1:19 pm to
Route Tampa
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 1:30 pm to
Red light, parking lot...sure - in an empty water bottle.
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