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It's like waking up at 50 and and seeing the ugliest woman in the world

Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107500 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:40 pm
Laying next to you. Then you realize you actually married her.

You used be a stud...in good shape...had the pick of the hottest talent around...your ex wife was an 11.

Now this..
Posted by Bwana Whiskey
Member since Dec 2008
6777 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:50 pm to
Should have kept Les
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11952 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Should have kept Les


Well I'm upset but not that upset.
Posted by TexasTiger6777
Surrounded by Longhorns and Aggies
Member since Jan 2008
3079 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:52 pm to
It's actually nothing like that.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67787 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:53 pm to
I knew you woke up feeling as sick as I did, ryno. I've been less upset over deaths of friends/family
Posted by Tigahs1977
Member since Feb 2016
1075 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:55 pm to
That is actually extremely pathetic that who coaches the football team hurts you more than death of your own flesh and blood. You must be a real puss IRL.
Posted by TexasTiger6777
Surrounded by Longhorns and Aggies
Member since Jan 2008
3079 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:57 pm to
We never EVER had the pick of the hottest talent around.

We hired Nick. His eyes were always elsewhere. When he left, we hired a coach who was able to beat Oklahoma a couple times. Before Nick, we hired the coach from Indiana. And before him...

The history of hiring coaches outside of Saban and maybe Bo is not what anyone would call picking the hottest talent around.

We are what we are. And we have a coach that is excited as frick to be here. The fans who don't like him will get on board if we are able to 10-2 or 11-1 next year or maybe they never will.

This post was edited on 11/26/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
58445 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:59 pm to
I'm in shock.

fricking unbelievable.

LSU's athletic department is run by a cuck, beta that gets owned anytime he is at a negotiation.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:59 pm to
You woke up with her because she is serviceable. She gets the job done and is 100% dedicated to you. She knows you can do better so she works that much harder to be the one you want.
Posted by LSUTigerfaninHtown
President of the OT as of 5/26/11
Member since Nov 2008
24411 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:00 pm to
It's a rough feeling. Ryno's analogy will do, I suppose.




quote:

Carson123987

I'm sure you'll get some heat for being "wrong," but it seems like you were accurately informed, up until last night.

ETA: I forgive you for getting my hopes up.
This post was edited on 11/26/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:02 pm to
In your case she feels the same way about you. The coach to whom you are comparing your shitty marriage is actually ecstatic so gfy
Posted by tigertomherman
Abita Springs
Member since Nov 2016
140 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:11 pm to
Perfect analogy and one I live every day!
Posted by LSUTigerfaninHtown
President of the OT as of 5/26/11
Member since Nov 2008
24411 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

tigertomherman

My condolences for your unfortunate username choice.
Posted by tigertomherman
Abita Springs
Member since Nov 2016
140 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:13 pm to
No need for apologies. Just a reminder how bad of a dumpster fire we will have on our hands. Should change it to LSUHOMEOFWATERBOY but too long
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67787 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

I'm sure you'll get some heat for being "wrong," but it seems like you were accurately informed, up until last night.


yeah man, I'm waiting for the bump. All my info was accurate, just got one of those curveballs
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:20 pm to
I don't think anyone could have predicted Alleva shitting his pants and running away from the table.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67787 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:26 pm to
Nope. Just had to agree to 6. You get what you frickin pay for
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49618 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:32 pm to
I'm well over 50 and I wake up to the previous 11 and she's still pretty damn close.

Sorry you married one that didn't age well.
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