re: What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?

In the first grade there was this fat kid named Sam who decided one day to stuff his face with three chili dogs at lunch. He asked every kid at the table if they wanted theirs, and if they didn't he took it. He shoved those bastards in, getting chili all over his face and shirt. I don't know how he could eat those nasty school cafeteria hot dogs like that and not puke. That image, decades later, still haunts me. I reckon Sam has dropped dead of a heart attack by now.

I once went to Phil's Grill in Metairie, and an enormous mouth breathing couple of land mammals sat next to us. The guy is looking over the menu and is interested in this fricking deep fried burger, but he sees that it comes with avocado. He rasps "What's an avocado? It's not green is it? You know I don't eat green." The female fatty says between wheezes, "Just get it. It tastes like another layer of cheese."

First time I've ever been grossed out by avocado.

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What's the fattest thing you've seen someone do?

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frick up the health care system daily.

Watched a guy rest an extra large pizza on his gut, eat it and wash it down with a 2 liter of coke directly from the bottle. He was wearing sweat pants. Barf.

Some of the fat things ive done multiple times in the past:

2 medium pizzas in one sitting

Supersonic bacon cheeseburger, footlong chilli/cheese coney, order of cheddar peppers and an order of cheese sticks washed down with a route 44 dr pepper.

2 double quarter pounders and a 20 piece mcnugget washed down with 2 large dr peppers

12 softshell tacos from tacobell

Im sure there are other examples, but thats all i got right now.

No, im not fat.

One of my good friends is a binge eater. He's actually in good shape too.

I've watched him eat and entire box of Zebra Cakes once, and another time I watched him eat a sleeve (I think 18 pieces) of fun sized 100 Grand candy bars.

I've watched another friend eat 10 tacos from Taco Bell.

Neither of these seem like a big deal compared to the grossness in this thread though.

I opened a Canes location in Lincoln, Nebraska a number of years ago. We bet this huge cornfed boy he wouldn't/couldn't chug a 32oz cup of canes sauce. Welllllp, he did and bro I mean CHUGGED it. He also ate 2 boxes and a sandwich that day. Disgusting.