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Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15920 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:12 pm to
I've heard they will go for your pubes.
Posted by LSUaFOOL
Jackson, La
Member since Jan 2008
1864 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:28 pm to
Yea..your fricked man. Hair follicle goes back 3 months. They sell hair stripper but I haven't heard good things.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35764 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

is there anything I can do to circumvent these consequences?


Yeah. Don't smoke unless gainfully employed and you know your company doesn't do randoms.


Here's your sign....
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11000 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:36 pm to
Be sure to bleach your butthole. That's how they got me.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:36 pm to
Hair tests are a violation of your privacy. frick that job.
Posted by down time
space
Member since Oct 2013
1914 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:45 pm to
Hair grows about 1.25 cm per month. They will allow short hair for tests, it goes by the number of strands they need.

Put a guard that cuts it down to one centimeter in length and put the test off as long as you can.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14447 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:45 pm to
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Hair tests are a violation of your privacy. frick that job.


OP, this is you in 5 years if you don't get serious. You don't wanna be this guy.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78254 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:46 pm to
Stop doing drugs you piece of trash.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14086 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:47 pm to
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Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14447 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:57 pm to
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I'm an idiot


shite happens. You sound like you learned from it and got some good advice. There will be other jobs.

Thank them for considering you but a family member was in an accident and needs you to help them for a few months. They'll probably know that's bs but can't prove it. Maybe you can try again when another spot opens up later.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9724 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:03 pm to
I've was told I might have a hair test once and it ended up being piss instead
Posted by CP3
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
7425 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:03 pm to
Yeah, you don't want to fail a DISA test. That could effectively blackball you from working at any DISA plant/firm that has DISA clients (which is pretty much any large plant/refinery).

You have to take a bunch of classes, drop a ton of cash, then pass another hair test in a few months to clear it.

Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65532 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

OP, this is you in 5 years if you don't get serious. You don't wanna be this guy.


Seriously. shite posting on the sec rant will be your full time job
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14086 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:07 pm to
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Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35764 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:12 pm to
So, what's your course of action once you see the paperwork and or being asked for a hair sample after your piss test?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57575 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:16 pm to
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What kind of job calls for hair tests?


Tons of oil and gas jobs
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39663 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:17 pm to
At the labor level
Posted by Geauxtac260
Member since Aug 2016
207 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:30 pm to
Haha doesn't matter if your bald...they'll get hair from where ever they can get it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124967 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:31 pm to
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If you lived there then, yea you can probably make the case for a failed test.



Regardless of whether you lived there or not.

You went to a place, took part in a legal activity with a legal substance that SIX MONTHS LATER has ZERO effect on your mental facilities, and you should lose out on a job because of it?

I mean, think how ridiculous the whole thing is.
Let's say you live in a country that prohibits alcohol.

You go to Germany for Oktoberfest and have a few beers. Six months later you are applying for a job and somehow they have a test to detect alcohol in the last six months...


You should lose out on the job for that?
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14086 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:33 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 3:45 am
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