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Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48861 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:40 pm to
At the labor level


Shell worldwide implemented DISA testing effective October 1, 2016.

If you sign all the checks for Shell you went through DISA hair follicle, oral swab and alcohol breath test. You don't get in the plant if you didn't no matter what you are doing unless escorted for a very few minutes.

Oral swab is as accurate as hair follicle. They take hair samples from various area of head. Shaving eliminates you from entrance.

I had six employees balk and tell me "they will lose all the good employees by putting this in place."

I lost 6 dope heads.

Years ago I did whatever I wanted. When I had to decide if I pissed clear and made a good living or kept smoking and fried chicken I decided to grow up.

I loved smoking weed but like it or not it is still illegal.

These are the requirements for this employment. If you don't want to comply, find some other employment. Pretty simple.
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11335 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:41 pm to
You fricked. I hate hair follicle test. They either go back 90 days or a freaking year. I never done any drugs but I think that's unfair.
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48861 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:43 pm to
safetyman


You fricked.




This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 8:44 pm
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39529 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:47 pm to
i took a hair test a few months ago and can answer your questions.

First off, my head is shaved down to a #1 and I'm not a hairy guy.

They need a cotton ball size sample for the lab, regardless of where the hair is from.

Instead of shaving bald spots in my head, the dude asked me if I wanted to submit hair from either my legs, arms, or arm pits. (they cannot take pubic hair)

I shave my chest and my arms are pretty thin, so I opted for the leg hair because obviously I didn't want the dude to shave my pits. They shaved both of my legs from ankle to knee with a conventional razor and it was still barely enough of a sample to submit.

In most cases when they take long head hairs, it goes back 90 days because they take an inch and a half of hair. Each half inch is 30 days, hence the 90. Body hair grows much slower so leg and or arm hair could hold THC for up to twice the duration. That's pretty much it. I also got a cheek swab and piss test.

This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 9:00 pm
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11335 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:48 pm to
Lol nope. I get drug tested all of the time. The only thing I smoke is cigars.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39529 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

I never done any drugs but I think that's unfair


It's such bullshite and illegal in some states. There are guys on job sites snorting God knows what and drinking all night and they're good to go, but a dude that took a drag of weed 6 months ago can't get into the plant. get the frick out with that
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:53 pm to
Hair tests shouldn't be used until after employment is established, for fricks sake why should I have to obey a future employer's rules
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14039 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:55 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 3:45 am
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39529 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:57 pm to
Yeah bro, weed isn't worth it. Good luck
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 8:59 pm
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17198 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 8:57 pm to
You're fricked. 3 inches of hair which is three months. DL is in pictograms
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 8:57 pm
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
13295 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:03 pm to
Well, since men don't shave their legs, does it stay in leg hair forever? Lol
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10197 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:07 pm to
This is karma for all the MSB trolling you partook in
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 9:12 pm
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39529 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:13 pm to
I guess so
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14039 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:14 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 3:45 am
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10197 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:16 pm to


Good luck buddy. You'll be fine. Will just lead to another opportunity
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48861 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:17 pm to
I just thought it was funny as safetyman-you're fricked. Classic.
Posted by Slippin Jimmy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2016
60 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:25 pm to
Hey TulaneFan. You're not fricked at all. I work for an O&G contractor and my co-workers smoke on occasion and have done so for years. Hell, even my office manager does as well. None of them have lost their jobs bc they use a follicle cleaning kit that metabolizes the weed metabolite, thc-cooh. It's a system that uses a pretreatment to scrub out minerals followed by the actual cleaning regimen and is 100% effective. You do have to tell them when the last time you smoked was, if you were a heavy user, and when any possible hair test will be. This determines the amount of 15 min treatment applications you need to take to clean your hair. This shite will save your career as long as you can piss clean cuz you will have to get passed that as well. I believe it's ard 10 ng for urine and 1 for hair. The product is called Hair Razor.

LINK

The link describes the science behind it in more detail. I'm sure your interest has been piqued and I wouldn't waste time with any other treatment.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39529 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:27 pm to
OP, don't listen to this shite. The best way to pass a hair test is man up and quit doing what you're doing.
Posted by Sofa King Crimson
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2008
4134 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:29 pm to
how often have you smoked in the last few months?

if you smoked regularly( a few times a week at least) up until a few weeks ago, you're screwed. If you only smoked a few times over the last few months, might me worth trying.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48861 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 9:33 pm to
Slippin Jimmy


LINK

I don't know why I can't post pick. frick this iPad.
This post was edited on 11/3/16 at 9:35 pm
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