re: Drunkest You've ever Gotten

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12:16 am

October 22, 2016

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DM me Jet nudes pre blowing up.

It was the day of the LSU Florida game in 2003. It was 230 kickoff, my friends and I started our tailgate at 430. By kickoff it had been a steady diet of bourbon, beer, and jambalaya for 10 hours. On the way to the game I shot gunned three or four beers during the walk across the quad. I stopped in Lockett hall to throw up? Everything after that is a bit fuzzy.

I got separated from my friends on the way into the student section. I ended up in the chair backs on the sideline. I vaguely remember the game. I don't know if I stayed the whole time or not.

At some point I ate boiled crabs in an rv and drank some bloody Mary's . I'm pretty sure I made out with a 45 to 50 year old lady.

I got in a car with some people from the tailgate who said they were going to a bar in Port Allen. I may have told them I lived there. In actuality I had never been to WBR.

I drank at the bar with these strangers for I don't know how long.

I woke up on the couch in the lobby of Hergett Hall on Sunday morning. I walked back to my apartment. When my roommates saw me they all gave me hugs. They were very close to calling the police and reporting me missing.

This was also my first time actually getting drunk. Had too many shots of wild turkey 101 and a couple drinks once we got to the bar at around 11 (don't even remember those but was told about them later) next thing I know it's 10 am the next morning and I'm in my bed by myself with no memory of the previous night. Found out later I spent most of the night making out with a girl who I had a thing for for a while before then. Flash forward almost a year to today and I've been dating that girl for 8 months now.

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had a breathalyzer with a cutoff of .35, and I hit that many, many times.

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No you didn't. You had a piece of shite breathalyzer or you're lying. Only breathalyzer that work are the expensive ones police use. I spent almost $200 on one thinking it would work fairly well, nope it was a piece of shite too.

It was probably the night I got back from my two week drill in 2015. One of my best friends was getting married that night and I was supposed to be in it, but couldn't because of drill. Anyway, so we get back and get done turning in weapons around 9pm or so, and I'm talking to my guys seeing if they think I should try and make the reception. I was met with a resounding 'no' because we had to be back up at the drill center at 5 the next morning.

Of course, I don't listen to them and go anyway. My buddy's mom was going around taking people's drinks and giving them to me. I made it to the reception about twenty minutes before it ended as well. Well everybody is leaving and the wedding party is going out so I go with em. We get to Chicago (this is a bar/club in downtown Shreveport) and I immediately orders double vegas bomb and a double whiskey sprite, downed em very quickly. I repeated that two or three times and then it was on. I was tried to drink the fricking bar dry that night.

Somehow I get "home." I put quotations around home because home that night was my neighbor's front yard. I was woken up by police and firemen around 9 the next morning. My dad was outside talking to em as well. Needless to say...he was not too happy with me. He was even more pissed off when a Corporal and a Sergeant from my unit came to my house and knocked on the door to get me out of bed.

Long night.

1/9/12

Drank a fifth of vodka and a few beers in about 2 hours. Passed out on a friends floor and woke up at 5 pm the next day in my apartment. Had no idea who won because the score was 6-0 when I dropped. Had to read espn articles to tell me what happened. Decided it was best to not rewatch the game

Started drinking in New Orleans and woke up in Baton Rouge

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My buddy's mom was going around taking people's drinks and giving them to me.

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what? Does this even mean....???

$1 shot bar in Freeport Bahamas nearly 20 years ago