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re: Drunkest You've ever Gotten
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:19 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:19 pm to OMLandshark
One night I shite on my guitar. I was pretty wasted
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Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:22 pm to adambomb
I was once subjected to a blood test because the trooper thought his breathalyzer was incorrect.
Eta: not drinking and driving. I was riding a bike that was chained to a parking meter
Eta: not drinking and driving. I was riding a bike that was chained to a parking meter
This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 9:22 am
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:23 pm to adambomb
I had a breathalyzer with a cutoff of .35, and I hit that many, many times. Only a girl would have trouble at .29. Pics?
Eta: I can only think of one time where I legitimately should've gone to the hospital. I evacuated everything inside my body, and couldn't move or talk. Friends drug me into the tub and had to hose me off. I didn't die. Other than that, I don't remember any time almost dying from alcohol.
Eta: I can only think of one time where I legitimately should've gone to the hospital. I evacuated everything inside my body, and couldn't move or talk. Friends drug me into the tub and had to hose me off. I didn't die. Other than that, I don't remember any time almost dying from alcohol.
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:24 pm to OMLandshark
Lol I spent a good 5 years drinking almost everyday and made enough mistakes for the rest of my lifetime. Fortunately nothing permanent. I've gone out and lived enough. Trust me.
ETA: he asked about the drunkest we've ever been. Not the craziest story or the wildest adventure.
ETA: he asked about the drunkest we've ever been. Not the craziest story or the wildest adventure.
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:29 pm to adambomb
got really shite faced off of hand grenades and Red Bull & vodka on the Strip in Lafayette once when I was 18. woke up next some whale in an apartment complex near ULL's campus, a missing ID, credit card, and 50+ missed calls from my parents. great times 
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:29 pm to Ripley
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Lol I spent a good 5 years drinking almost everyday and made enough mistakes for the rest of my lifetime. Fortunately nothing permanent. I've gone out and lived enough. Trust me.
But that's a weak story and tells me you've never really gotten drunk. Your story is less than a 12 pack. Mine (I think) involved around 36 beers, two bottles of champagne, and around a dozen shots. Saying "It's actually 2 and a half shots and 3 beers" is amateur.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:31 pm to OMLandshark
I had 2 of those 2 1/2 shots of EVERCLEAR.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:32 pm to OMLandshark
And I'd prob die if i somehow got to 36 beers and whatever else you said.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:36 pm to Ripley
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I had 2 of those 2 1/2 shots of EVERCLEAR
Ok, come on, you're freshman right? Do you really think that Everclear is as potent as a 12 pack? That's amateur. Yes I've had Everclear, and I sure as shite had more than 5 shots of it. This is super amateur drinking.
shite all of the LLotOT I'm almost sure have more hardcore stories than that. It's like saying I saw war, but you broke your toe and spent the entire war in the infirmary.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:37 pm to OMLandshark
Dude, remember at Frank’s last week, I was fricking smashed, man. I had two shots of Jäger, tequila, four bong hits, man, beer, cheeseburger
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:38 pm to OMLandshark
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This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 6:53 am
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:38 pm to Ripley
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And I'd prob die if i somehow got to 36 beers and whatever else you said.
Granted I started drinking around 9:00 that morning, and thought to myself the next day "you're lucky you're not dead." So it's plausible. Know I finished a case before 8:00 that night, to where I don't think another 12 is all that improbable.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:39 pm to Tunasntigers92
Friends had a breathalyzer thing, probably shite but whatever
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:41 pm to adambomb
When I was in college, I got drunk like usual and then thought it would be funny to chug half a bottle of Jaegermeister.
The puke was on the ceiling the next morning.
I also didn't move for five straight hours because my hangover was so bad.
The puke was on the ceiling the next morning.
I also didn't move for five straight hours because my hangover was so bad.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:42 pm to adambomb
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Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:43 pm to Hammertime
I'm only 18 I have time to go lad, just a freshman
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:45 pm to OMLandshark
Case of beer is not bad.
The 8 shots of Jager I had made me want to die when it came up.
The 8 shots of Jager I had made me want to die when it came up.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:48 pm to Sun God
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One night I shite on my guitar.
Did it sound like a Nirvana song?
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:48 pm to BayouTiger311
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Case of beer is not bad.
The 8 shots of Jager I had made me want to die when it came up.
A case of beer and 8 shots of Jager will for sure do it. That's a very respectable story, especially if the timeline is taken into consideration. If you did it in the night, you might have gotten drunker than I did on a near 24 hour bender.
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:49 pm to adambomb
Some good advice is to not try and drink as much as I did. You will probably die
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