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New neighbors moving in next door
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:25 pm
Is it weird to get new neighbors a particular gift? I want to make sure they feel welcome. My wife insists we invite them over for a potluck. What does the OT say?
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:25 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Pee in their flowers to establish dominance.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Give them one of those nasty jello cake things with shite in it or whatever
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Deliver some donuts DKE style.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Never make eye contact and only silently wave when absolutely necessary.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Borrow his lawnmower and never return it.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:27 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
offer to swap wives.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
A bottle of wine or a plant in a nice container is a nice offering. Having them over for a BBQ is a nice gesture, too.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
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Is it weird to get new neighbors a particular gift?
Bring them a dozen cookies along with the HOA guidelines
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Your wife is getting mighty friendly, rather quickly.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:30 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
invite them to an orgy
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:30 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Just mind your own business.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:31 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Get drunk, hit on the wife, never apologize
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:32 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Home depot gift card is the best gift for someone who just moved.
(or Lowe's)
(or Lowe's)
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:33 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Find out if he has a duck lease, a camp/condo on the coast, or a hot wife.
React accordingly.
React accordingly.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:33 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
That's the type of shite you see on TV. Just introduce yourself and be done with it
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:36 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
We gave our neighbors a gift when we moved into the neighborhood and they haven't talked to us in the 11 years we've lived here.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:38 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Invite them over
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:39 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
What color are they?
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:40 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Walk over with a 12 pack and drink a few with them. If they seem ok then invite them over
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