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Are You Going To Be Cremated?
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:31 pm
I am.
Just finalized the paperwork.
Stupid to pay an average of $15,000 to embalm and bury your lifeless body in a mahogany casket that will probably just pollute the groundwater with lacquer and sealant.
Besides, all you selfish baws need to stop being selfish with the land, the population ain't getting any smaller.
Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.
Just finalized the paperwork.
Stupid to pay an average of $15,000 to embalm and bury your lifeless body in a mahogany casket that will probably just pollute the groundwater with lacquer and sealant.
Besides, all you selfish baws need to stop being selfish with the land, the population ain't getting any smaller.
Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.
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Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:32 pm to Womski
You dying soon?
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:33 pm to Womski
I want to be sent in a spaceship to the black hole where some aliens will find me and bring me back to life where I will become immortal living in harmony with my alien bros and to-be alien wife.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:34 pm to Womski
I've found people who decide to get cremated are always pretentious. You're obviously not an exception.
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:34 pm to Womski
Damn, sonnn...
You're gonna pollute the air by having your stank arse burned?...
You're gonna pollute the air by having your stank arse burned?...
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:35 pm to Womski
quote:
Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:38 pm to Womski
I want to do whatever is the biggest burden, financially and emotionally, to my friends and family.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:49 pm to Womski
Checking in.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:50 pm to Womski
You doing it soon?
And I want to be buried unembalmed in a raw cypress box deep in the dirt. Then plant something cool on top of me.
And I want to be buried unembalmed in a raw cypress box deep in the dirt. Then plant something cool on top of me.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 4:53 pm to Womski
I told my mom to do whatever is the cheapest option. I have no use for my body once it's over.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:02 pm to Womski
Bye
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:04 pm to Womski
quote:
Just finalized the paperwork.
Hopefully you get to use it before the ink is dry.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:16 pm to Womski
An eternity of being underground in a casket? Nah
Burn me, keep my ashes in the window under the sun and I'm good.
Burn me, keep my ashes in the window under the sun and I'm good.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:17 pm to Womski
Yeah in my casket
Posted on 7/30/16 at 5:17 pm to Womski
Won't care; dead
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:12 pm to Womski
quote:
Nobody's gonna come visit your dumbass at the local cemetery.
Wow. What is wrong with you?
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:22 pm to Womski
yep, my ashes will be spread under a huge beech tree at the bottom of "the big hill" on family property, my favorite hunting spot on the place...
my wife's ashes will be spread along her favorite stretch of beach...
my wife's ashes will be spread along her favorite stretch of beach...
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:29 pm to Womski
I've going out in style. I'm going to do the death trifecta. Irish wake, Jazz funeral, and a Viking burial.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:30 pm to Womski
I want to be frozen so that one day I might be immortal.
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:32 pm to Womski
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