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re: What do you do to get the s/o in the mood?
Posted on 7/30/16 at 12:35 am to buschlitepapi
Posted on 7/30/16 at 12:35 am to buschlitepapi
Remind her that she hasn't worked in years and I make all the money. What can I say? I'm a romantic.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 12:37 am to buschlitepapi
I jizz have to show her my ding dong and her panties are soaked.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 12:38 am to 12
I use date rape
It's way easier than all that waiting for her to be in the mood bullshite.
It's way easier than all that waiting for her to be in the mood bullshite.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:18 am to Tbobby
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tKe out the trash, mow grass, wash dishes, do laundry, clean fridge, vacuum, cook dinner...might get lucky if she doesn't feel "constipated".
There is definitely a chore/sex ratio in my house as well.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:20 am to buschlitepapi
Bang her over the head with a club
This post was edited on 7/30/16 at 7:05 am
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:02 am to fr33manator
I ask her "does this towel smell like chloroform to you?" When she doesn't answer I just assume she's good to go. I mean, she hasn't rejected me yet.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:32 am to buschlitepapi
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get the s/o in the mood
What is this? some sort of beta shite?
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:39 am to Rhino5
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Showing interest in her daily rambling.
This is too high a price to pay.
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:37 pm to cajunangelle
promise to stop begging, to make it quick, to leave her alone after and not mess up her hair
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:46 pm to buschlitepapi
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:55 pm to TexasTiger90
Engage in a Lil struggle snuggle
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:00 pm to tiggah1981
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I'm at the point where I just start whacking it right in front of her just to get a reaction...regardless I'm getting off Married 5 yrs w/ 2kids..idgaf anymore
Lmao...I can relate
Posted on 7/30/16 at 9:03 pm to SouthernHog
quote:Quite possibly my favorite phrase that is utilized to make something seem like less of a crime
struggle snuggle
Posted on 7/30/16 at 11:35 pm to TexasTiger90
Talk about the women I work with, gets her every time!
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:46 am to braindeadboxer
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Who gives a frick if she's in the mood?
Sounds rapey.
My signature move is to go up behind her and give her a hug while pressing my manhood against her. Works every time
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:47 am to touchdownjeebus
Sonic tater tots and a Stuckeys pecan log.
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