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What do these car say about the owner?

Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:36 am
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3978 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:40 am to
Cars can't talk dumbass
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12241 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:41 am to
Where did you learn English????
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:42 am to
White trash
Younger girl
Mom or a dad that pretends he's driving an actual truck
Black or cop
Introvert
Company car
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
1816 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:44 am to
The Honda owner will have the best service experience and the highest re-sale value on their vehicle.

As for the Chevy owners, best of luck to you, you buy stuff based on surface appeal and you should do a better job of researching.

Yes I am one of those old guys who once got burned on buying a Chevy before most of you were born.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61871 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:45 am to
Small penis
Poor
Bad arse mother fricker
White trash
Soccer mom
Granola Person

Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11581 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:48 am to
Mullet baw
No fun at parties
Mom with one kid that thinks she needs a tank
Black guy
Lesbian
Rental car
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 10:49 am
Posted by Grandioso
Driftwood, TX
Member since Dec 2015
1597 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 10:50 am to
Black person
16 y/o
Family of 4 or 5 that lives in the suburbs
Black person
Wears sock with Birkenstocks and Life is Good t-shirts
Family of 4 that didn't want to drop $80,000 on the Tahoe
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 10:51 am
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4509 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:19 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:21 am to
Redneck girl
20's chick
Mom
Black person
Lesbian
Older lady
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:26 am to
camaro - redneck or black person
honda - 18 y/o waitress
tahoe - likes expensive stuff made cheap. 'murica
charger - wanna be baller
subaru - knows bang for the buck/likes outdoors
ford - beta male
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 11:29 am
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:27 am to
It amazes me that people will downtalk owners of pure American muscle cars. If you can't appreciate a 400+ horsepower American made muscle car, you're a fig. It's that simple. Especially if you're young.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:31 am to
From the top down:

Im not married or Im 50 and sexy
Im in my third semester at Nichols
Soccer mom that will run you over and keep driving
Loves going to the repair shop
Lives in Lakeview and needs AWD due to roads
Couldnt afford the new land rover


This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 11:34 am
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28165 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:50 am to
From a standpoint of driving?

The Camaro,Honda,and Subaru drivers are some of the worse,for different reasons. The Camaro drivers tend to try to drive fast,but don' really think ahead,they get themselves trapped a lot. Honda and Subaru drivers are similar to each other. They don't accelerate on the entrance ramps,and never seem to keep a steady speed,always slowing down and speeding up,so you have to pass them over and over again.

I drive a truck,and I can tell you,I can guess what many drivers are going to do,based on their vehicle choice.It's not a perfect science,but works pretty well.Lexus and Infinity drivers are usually the worst.They are very selfish drivers.Mercedes drivers are the most unpredictable.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28330 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:55 am to
I'll confess, I do have some car stereotypes.

Any Kia: person can't drive for shite. Prius drivers are a close second in this category.

Any Crown Vic: old person, they will be slow, but generally predictible.

Beyond that, any driver in BR sucks.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30817 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:01 pm to
Here is what it says to me, in order:

Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle, if it was a different color, it could be my wife's.

About it,
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:22 pm to
Mid-life crisis
Student / single
Baller wannabe
Confusion, might come with a pack of Kools
Lack of sex
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15852 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:21 pm to
I don't make ignorant opinions about people by their choice of mid-price level cars.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:37 pm to
I have one of those vehicles and I'm not black and paid for it in cash at the dealership.

I don't even have 22" dub mambas on it anymore.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19599 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:38 pm to
On the Mustang....I've seen tons of older folks who obviously had one in the late 60's or early 70's, driving these newer ones.

The Honda screams..... I have an ounce of common sense and put a lot of miles on my vehicle so I bought something that gets good gas mileage and will last.

The SUV....that's my wife with our 3 kids, all heading to a different sports practice with a ton of crap in the back.

AA's love the Dodge for some reason.

The Outback.....I spent entirely too much money on a small 4WD so my neighbors and friends will know exactly how much I care about the environment.

The Ford....again, someone with a family and some common sense.
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