Back pain

You can say arse on the internet now.

Tell your BF that you want to be on bottom.

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The pain is horrible.

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i did this while stretching to clean the glass in my bathroom one time..totally out of nowhere.

i was on the floor a good 2+ days in agonizing pain.

my neighbor was a pharma rep and they had just taken vioxx off the market and she gave me a bunch and said 'just take them' and sure enough they got me back on my feet.


*note i'm not recommending banned pharmaceuticals but damn if they didn't work miracles.

You must be REALLY fat...

That's why I use a bidet. No reaching and twisting. More importantly, no itch chips.

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Worst strained back ever while wiping my @**

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Geez how far up there did you go? Did you throw a leg behind your neck or something?

you should star wipping from back to front


Also Lortab and cold beer will make it better

I get those random spasms/cramps/strains every so often. Mostly when I do light duty stuff. That shite is paralyzing and painful as hell.

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Any tips on the back strain?

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Get your doctor to prescribe you some Tizanadine.

Oh, and

Hand to God. If you only just strained a muscle, take a couple ibuprofen tablets. (I take Advil because it has a sweet coating on it!) The reason for taking Advil is 1) pain relief and 2) it relieves inflammation.

The next thing to do is get off your arse and start moving around. The worse thing you can do is lie in bed or sit around on your arse.

So if you do what I say, you being doing lots better in three days. Lie around on you arse and you will be suffering for a couple of weeks.

I speak from experience. The more you move around the better you will feel. Popping those Advils for the first two to three days makes it easier.

ETA: Yes, a heating pad will help, but honest to God, you'll get better a lot faster by doing yard work. That will keep your muscles warm.