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re: What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:15 pm to sleepytime
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:15 pm to sleepytime
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An unknown male that pisses all over the toilet sea
These people are the worst.
Too lazy to pickup a lid to piss & don't use the urinal cuz their tiny pecker makes them embarrassed.
So when DEFCON turds suddenly come calling, you're shite out of luck.
I caught somebody doing that once & was thinking "finally". I professionally told him how fricked up it was & never do that shite again.
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Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:15 pm to CCTider
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And another who cuts his fingernails at least twice a week.
was he a sniper?
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:15 pm to Tigeralum2008
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1. Brought one of her meetings with a client across the street into a grassy field bc "it was too nice to stay inside". Did I mention she awkwardly made them sit indian style?
Weird, but maybe she always wanted to be a preschool teacher.
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2. Would come back from lunch smelling like she bathed herself in one of those perfumes that smelled like burned leaves. We suspected she would smoke weed in her car then use the perfume to mask the smell
Okay, this is starting to sound like part of a pattern...
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3. Disappeared for 4 hours. Called her and found out she went home for lunch and fell asleep
I have come to the conclusion that these are all linked
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:17 pm to SnoopALoop
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I never understood this weirdo shite either. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN? WHY?
My guess is they get stuck on the dude's hand, then he flushes and they fall off
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:19 pm to Tigeralum2008
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we recently fired someone who:
1. Brought one of her meetings with a client across the street into a grassy field bc "it was too nice to stay inside". Did I mention she awkwardly made them sit indian style?
2. Would come back from lunch smelling like she bathed herself in one of those perfumes that smelled like burned leaves. We suspected she would smoke weed in her car then use the perfume to mask the smell
3. Disappeared for 4 hours. Called her and found out she went home for lunch and fell asleep
millennial.
probably little to no makeup
messy or un-kept hair
likely went home and blasted you and the company on social media.
but didn't realize that people with adult jobs don't live on social media.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:20 pm to TexasTiger90
A girl in my office is obsessed with tape, like she always has a roll of scotch tape on her desk and sticks it on her arm, her face, her fingers, wherever. Apparently the likes the feel of it or something. she always has balled up "used" tape on her desk. she's one of the best looking girls in the office too, just obsessed with scotch tape
I call her tapey
I call her tapey
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:20 pm to TexasTiger90
Not a big one, but still gets me...
We have a small office with two bathrooms that are basically apartment bathrooms.
Someone takes a shite, then closes the door after their done. I suppose this is in an effort to keep the stink away from everyone, but it just creates a horrible surprise for the next person to open the door.
We have a small office with two bathrooms that are basically apartment bathrooms.
Someone takes a shite, then closes the door after their done. I suppose this is in an effort to keep the stink away from everyone, but it just creates a horrible surprise for the next person to open the door.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:21 pm to LSUfan20005
Nothing too bad here.
Boss man's office is right accross the hall from his secretary (probably about 10 feet desk to desk). Both of these people's normal speaking volume could be considered a yell or a shout. When they start conversing it is fricking maddening. Two people just shouting at each other. I have to close my door.
The secretary also yells out "I'M GOIN SMOKE" every 60-90 minutes.
ETA: While this is an infrequent occurrence, some frick heads on this floor think it's acceptable to take the stall immediately next to me when I'm taking a shite. There's 5 stalls in the bathroom, I'll be the only one in there in the far stall and some dickhead will bust through the door and sprint past the 3 open stalls that are not immediately next to me and then proceed to absolutely punish the toilet next to me.
Boss man's office is right accross the hall from his secretary (probably about 10 feet desk to desk). Both of these people's normal speaking volume could be considered a yell or a shout. When they start conversing it is fricking maddening. Two people just shouting at each other. I have to close my door.
The secretary also yells out "I'M GOIN SMOKE" every 60-90 minutes.
ETA: While this is an infrequent occurrence, some frick heads on this floor think it's acceptable to take the stall immediately next to me when I'm taking a shite. There's 5 stalls in the bathroom, I'll be the only one in there in the far stall and some dickhead will bust through the door and sprint past the 3 open stalls that are not immediately next to me and then proceed to absolutely punish the toilet next to me.
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:26 pm to Klark Kent
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millennial. -CORRECT
probably little to no makeup messy or un-kept hair - CORRECT - and it was a shame because she was truly a beautiful woman when well kempt
likely went home and blasted you and the company on social media. - INCORRECT - She hated tech
but didn't realize that people with adult jobs don't live on social media. - See previous answer
She also had a ton of OCD behavior such as:
taking her glasses off 10 times to wipe them off during a meeting.
Miss Piggy style flopping her hair every 30 seconds
Constantly rolling her shoulders up and down
I warned the boss during the interview about the behavior I saw. Hired her anyway
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:29 pm to Theboot32
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Apparently the likes the feel of it or something. she always has balled up "used" tape on her desk. she's one of the best looking girls in
I'd take her to a nice steak dinner and tape the shite out of her at my house afterwards.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:33 pm to SabiDojo
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30 minutes isn't too long to take a shite, imo. Some people have stomach issues.
I will agree with that, the issue is these long bathroom runs were occurring daily either between 8am-9am (arrive for work for 8am), or right before the end of the day.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:41 pm to JohnnyKilroy
Reminded me of another former co-worker. He was the loudest talker I've ever met (short man syndrome) and would constantly use his speaker phone to talk to his employees right outside of his door. Couldn't tell what was worse, the surround sound from the speaker or the occasional feedback every time he did it.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:45 pm to Theboot32
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A girl in my office is obsessed with tape, like she always has a roll of scotch tape on her desk and sticks it on her arm, her face, her fingers, wherever.
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best looking girls in the office too
Next time y'all are at an after hours social, get a couple drinks in her. Then, walk up behind her and ask whisperly in her ear if she's ever been taped to a brass bedframe before. The damn will probably burst right there and you're in like Flynn.
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:45 pm to SabiDojo
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30 minutes isn't too long to take a shite, imo.
A live birth can be pushed out quicker than 30 minutes.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:55 pm to Theboot32
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A girl in my office is obsessed with tape, like she always has a roll of scotch tape on her desk and sticks it on her arm, her face, her fingers, wherever.
If she is doing it out in the open joyfully at the office, you can bet that is her way of sending signals to attract similar freaks in the office. 100% guaranteed.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:11 pm to TexasTiger90
Can you get this speedy gonzaleaz on camera?
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:14 pm to TexasTiger90
I had an assistant once, who would eat Burger King hamburgers for lunch often. If it was real juicy and some of the mayo, ketchup, etc would start dripping out of the burger, she would flip it over and lick the drips off and then proceed to devour the burger.
It was kind of gross watching that.
It was kind of gross watching that.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:14 pm to TexasTiger90
My old boss hired this female receptionist who was a bit overweight and looked like a dude. It was a bad hire from the jump. But then she started trying to lose weight and would go for a run during lunch. Problem is now this fat chick that looked like a dude would be sweating her arse off for the entire rest of the day.
She only lasted about 6 weeks.
She only lasted about 6 weeks.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:17 pm to CAD703X
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yes i am almost 50 and act like a 5yo.
Never to late for a happy childhood is what I like to say.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:26 pm to TexasTiger90
We used to have the All-Steel brand desks in our office which had a sort of plastic/Formica top. Temp receptionist/secretary would write down messages and everything else she needed to remember on the desktop in pencil. At day's end she took Windex and a paper towel to it and was prepared to start over the next day.
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