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Most vulgar pick up line you have used that has worked out for you?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:52 pm
Was having a conversation today with some friends and one of them said he does better off being blunt and ultimately vulgar with the girls he is hitting on. Don't really see this method being the best way but was curious how many of y'all have made this work for you and what was said.
For me, freshman year at LSU I drunkenly told a girl to "come home and sit on my face", it worked but I think if I were to give that one another shot I will end up with a black eye.
For me, freshman year at LSU I drunkenly told a girl to "come home and sit on my face", it worked but I think if I were to give that one another shot I will end up with a black eye.
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Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:53 pm to Yaboylsu63
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"come home and sit on my face", it worked but I think if I were to give that one another shot I will end up with a black eye
It's called an infection. Pretty bad one from the sounds of it.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:54 pm to Yaboylsu63
Hey you wanna get some pizza and frick ? What? You don't like pizza?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:55 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Lemme frick yo arse."
1 for 23 so far. Worth it.
1 for 23 so far. Worth it.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:56 pm to Yaboylsu63
Had a buddy that would walk up to girls in the club and ask them if they liked to suck dick. Sometimes he would get slapped and sometimes he would go home with one.
This was every time we went out.
This was every time we went out.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:57 pm to Yaboylsu63
Popular answer or not, most Women/Girls dont like to be talked to like whores. If you talk to one like a whore and she likes it, guess what?
You guessed it, shes probably a whore...
You guessed it, shes probably a whore...
Posted on 3/18/16 at 1:59 pm to Yaboylsu63
Telling a woman at a bar "I bet you have a real sweet pussy" is not going to win you their digits fwiw.
So don't try that line.
So don't try that line.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:01 pm to Yaboylsu63
"You wanna play Pinocchio? You sit on my face and I tell you lies."
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:05 pm to Yaboylsu63
Girl, you give me Pac Man fever! HABA! HABA! HABA!
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:09 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Your son posts on the OT. Want to make him the butt of a joke?"
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:10 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Oh baby, I want to do you so hard. Sex you with my peen and touch your boobies."
Works all the time.
Works all the time.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:11 pm to Yaboylsu63
We dared one of my buddies to say, "Take that dress off and let's go frick in the parking lot" to a chick. He did. They had sex, but it was at our apartment after the bar closed
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:15 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Hey there. I've got a big dick and I know how to use it!....just kidding...I don't know how to use it."
Usually got them laughing at least. Worked decent enough years ago.
Usually got them laughing at least. Worked decent enough years ago.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:29 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Can I pee in your butt?"
I can't remember the name of the place for the life of me, but at the club/bar in Hammond near SLU where the CheeWeez used to always play a guy walked up to my wife and whispered that into her ear. I had gone to the bar and was just walking back up when he said it. She looked at me and we both lost it laughing. I couldn't even be mad at the guy.
**I remembered the name. The Buzz!
I can't remember the name of the place for the life of me, but at the club/bar in Hammond near SLU where the CheeWeez used to always play a guy walked up to my wife and whispered that into her ear. I had gone to the bar and was just walking back up when he said it. She looked at me and we both lost it laughing. I couldn't even be mad at the guy.
**I remembered the name. The Buzz!
This post was edited on 3/18/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:33 pm to Yaboylsu63
Told a girl her arse look really great in the jeans she had on... Worked like a charm because as usual she thought it looked big in them...
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:40 pm to Yaboylsu63
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one of them said he does better off being blunt and ultimately vulgar with the girls he is hitting on.
If you're good looking and she's drunk enough to pretend she won't remember, you can say pretty much whatever you want.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:43 pm to Yaboylsu63
"What you got up that skirt for me?"
Posted on 3/18/16 at 3:18 pm to Yaboylsu63
Wanna go in halves on a bastard?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 3:28 pm to Yaboylsu63
2 pages and no naked man stories???
Posted on 3/18/16 at 3:34 pm to Yaboylsu63
I paid a girl 20 bucks to make a scene and slap me in a bar.
"frick you for fricking me! I need it! God damn you!"
I had my pick of the bar whores that night. Her best friend actually took me home. I ended up dating the first girl for about 2 years. Amazing girl.
"frick you for fricking me! I need it! God damn you!"
I had my pick of the bar whores that night. Her best friend actually took me home. I ended up dating the first girl for about 2 years. Amazing girl.
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