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Numerous falls and no injuries
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:53 am
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:53 am
I'm starting to wonder if I am made of rubber or something else. In the past 5 weeks it has gotten really odd as I got rear ended 4 weeks ago at over 75mph and my car was pushed in a good 5 feet into the back seat and I only sustained a daylong stiffness in my right shoulder muscle and x-rays showed nothing. Then I fell off the ladder while repairing the roof eve, and nothing injury wise. I slipped on some tree roots which were like ice near my backdoor and landed as hard and awkwardly as a person can on the pavers, and 6 days later still no pain or stiffness. And when running after my dog who attacked a rabbit in the backyard, I stepped into a hole and know I should have twisted the holy hell out of my ankle, but no pain or tightness.. Yet I look at my brother who is 10 months younger than me and he gets injured so dang easily. Don't get me wrong, I am very grateful I am not hurting or anything, but is there an actual condition that can explain why some people simply are not injury prone? I do consume a TON of calcium if that helps.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:56 am to moffettduck
You should try jumping off a really tall building, elasto man.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:56 am to moffettduck
Jump off of a building and really test the theory.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:56 am to moffettduck
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I'm starting to wonder if I am made of rubber or something else. In the past 5 weeks it has gotten really odd as I got rear ended 4 weeks ago
Stopped reading there
You got the ghey
Posted on 3/14/16 at 1:58 am to moffettduck
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rubber
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rear ended
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sustained a daylong stiffness
Posted on 3/14/16 at 2:14 am to moffettduck
You don't feel it now but you will in 30 years.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 2:31 am to moffettduck
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I got rear ended
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daylong stiffness
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Oregon Fan
Everything checks out.
This post was edited on 3/14/16 at 2:32 am
Posted on 3/14/16 at 5:11 am to Real Pirate
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You should try jumping off a really tall building, elasto man.
I know somebody that survived a 60 foot fall onto concrete and survived back in the day .
Then fell asleep at the wheel after a long road trip with cruise control on his car it careened off the road downhill into a tree going 70 miles an hour and he walked away without a scratch
Some people are influenced by Providence or divine intervention and they can't leave this place until it's their time
Posted on 3/14/16 at 5:26 am to moffettduck
You just jinxed yourself, fwiw.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 5:28 am to moffettduck
Watch Unbreakable. Are you a superhero?
Posted on 3/14/16 at 5:31 am to athenslife101
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You don't feel it now but you will in 30 years.
Moe like 15
ETA: you might be Wolverine
This post was edited on 3/14/16 at 5:33 am
Posted on 3/14/16 at 6:04 am to moffettduck
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is there an actual condition that can explain why some people simply are not injury prone?
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alabama
meth
Posted on 3/14/16 at 6:09 am to moffettduck
You live in The Matrix. Injuries aren't real unless you believe them.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 6:11 am to moffettduck
Modern day Charlie Chaplin.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 7:40 am to AjaxFury
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I know somebody that survived a 60 foot fall onto concrete and survived back in the day
Ajax, mind if I ask where this happened (city), and what general time frame? Someone surviving a fall like that is rare at best, yet I also know of someone who did...curious about whether it's the same person or not.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 7:44 am to moffettduck
Nope, you're just working up to the day where you end up in a body cast or coffin from standing up too fast
Posted on 3/14/16 at 8:11 am to moffettduck
You should have a theme song. I'm going with Rubber Band Man
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