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Doctors and adult film stars of the OT
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:07 pm
How would one know if they had um... A bit of trauma to the corpus cavernosum?
Like accidently walking into a wall in the dark.
No pics.
Like accidently walking into a wall in the dark.
No pics.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:11 pm to X123F45
If it's already broken, then it can't be broken again. Try breaking it. If it does, you'll know it wasn't broken. If it doesn't, you'll know it was.
Not googling that
Not googling that
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:11 pm to X123F45
quote:
How would one know if they had um... A bit of trauma to the corpus cavernosum?
How would you not know?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:11 pm to X123F45
Did this also result in your boyfriends prolapsed a-hole?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:13 pm to X123F45
If it is broken, you would know and already be at the ER.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:19 pm to X123F45
You would have an extremely painful eggplant between your legs.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:21 pm to X123F45
Seeing as how I'm in both professions, I'm an expert in this field. But I'm not telling you anything.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:29 pm to X123F45
Not a doctor or adult film star, but I'm guessing that you would know if you had.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:35 pm to X123F45
So what you are saying is you had a hard on, walked right into a wall because it was dark, and hurt your nose?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:56 pm to X123F45
If you were flaccid you likely sustained bruising /superficial trauma
Most corporal fractures happen when erect. The most typical scenario is as follows:
Woman on top
Penis slides out of vag
Body weight of woman come down on erect penis pinning the penis against her pubis
Buckling occurs at the base of shaft leading to rupture of corporal body
Sometimes audible pop, immediate loss of erection, eggplant deformity, massive freak out
ER visit, funny conversations between staff and physician about your plight. Semi-urgent surgery. Lifetime of "remember when I broke your dick" jokes assuming you can still get erections without a massive curvature
The physics are likely in your favor. I doubt you broke it just bumping into something...
Most corporal fractures happen when erect. The most typical scenario is as follows:
Woman on top
Penis slides out of vag
Body weight of woman come down on erect penis pinning the penis against her pubis
Buckling occurs at the base of shaft leading to rupture of corporal body
Sometimes audible pop, immediate loss of erection, eggplant deformity, massive freak out
ER visit, funny conversations between staff and physician about your plight. Semi-urgent surgery. Lifetime of "remember when I broke your dick" jokes assuming you can still get erections without a massive curvature
The physics are likely in your favor. I doubt you broke it just bumping into something...
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:16 pm to X123F45
Peyronie's from playin' like ponies
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:47 pm to X123F45
It is more like a rupture than a break/fracture.
There are three main 'shafts' of muscle along your junk. The one you refer to is on the bottom and wraps around the urethra.
So, a tear of muscle or connective tissue is most likely.
If the erection containing tissue is torn, the you could be filling an area of less resistant tissue with continuous blood.......therefore causing severe swelling that should be treated by professionals.
In the end. A cock is made to take a lot of abuse. Most things will turn out okay. But if bad enough (huge swelling), go to ER
Good luck
There are three main 'shafts' of muscle along your junk. The one you refer to is on the bottom and wraps around the urethra.
So, a tear of muscle or connective tissue is most likely.
If the erection containing tissue is torn, the you could be filling an area of less resistant tissue with continuous blood.......therefore causing severe swelling that should be treated by professionals.
In the end. A cock is made to take a lot of abuse. Most things will turn out okay. But if bad enough (huge swelling), go to ER
Good luck
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:18 pm to X123F45
quote:well was your dick hard when you ran into the door casing? If so, your dick would be swollen as frick with the blood not draining properly and you would need to get it drained by a professional.
A bit of trauma to the corpus cavernosum?
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:12 am to X123F45
Idk but next time use your cell phone for light, it's 2016 baw
Posted on 2/6/16 at 3:24 am to X123F45
Your dick would look like a right angle of you broke up with tons of fuggin swelling. Seen two broken penises that shite doesn't look pretty
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