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Audible Flatulence in Public. Why the stigma?

Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103303 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:53 pm
Nowadays if you relieve the pressure and it emits an audible rumbling or wheezing sound in a public place it's like the unpardonable social sin. It used to not be that way. In many cultures expelling load gaseous relief was a sign of contentment and enjoyment after a meal.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65065 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:55 pm to
Nobody wants to hear or smell your farts. If you have to have someone explain the "why" here, then there's no helping you.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:55 pm to
you're a horrible human being.


not because of this thread...just in general
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26951 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:55 pm to
You need to learn the art of crop dusting...
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
279486 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:56 pm to
For a grown man with children you ask some amazingly stupid questions. Not hating, just an observation.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Why the stigma?


Umm... because its gross?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63016 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:02 pm to
Because women don't laugh at farts, that's why.
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13586 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:02 pm to
I always wait until I get a few sweat drops in my asscrack when getting my cardio in then release the fury for everyone to smell. Nothing like a good protein fart to assert dominance over the gym.

This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 2:06 pm
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13476 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:03 pm to
Nothing worse than running on the treadmill and someone beside you farts and it smells like death. Usually it's old fricks that do that nasty shite.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65065 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:03 pm to
Here we see Ryno at the last social event he was (or ever will be) invited to attend.

Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76804 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:05 pm to
I've always been a little turned on by pussy farts.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

expelling load gaseous relief was a sign of contentment and enjoyment after a meal


Thats burping not farting.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

In many cultures expelling load gaseous relief was a sign of contentment and enjoyment after a meal.


Link?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24662 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

Nowadays if you relieve the pressure and it emits an audible rumbling or wheezing sound in a public place it's like the unpardonable social sin. It used to not be that way. In many cultures expelling load gaseous relief was a sign of contentment and enjoyment after a meal.



No belching was a form of a compliment not passing gas.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30676 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:21 pm to
I get some really stinky farts right before I poop. You know the ones where it smells like you're letting out little tiny poop molecules and filling the air with them. Nobody wants to smell those after a good meal
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

expelling load


Check drawers, might not be fart.

And airport people movers for me. A lot of bang for the buck.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:22 pm to
Ah yes, nothing wrong with having something permeate your sinuses that was just up someone's arse a couple seconds ago. Am I right?

"Remembuh dat faht chu did?"
-Eddie Murphy
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 2:23 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114216 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:23 pm to
I don't get the obsession some people have with expelling gas. Its a human function that we all have to deal with but it should be dealt with in a respective manner. And I don't understand people who laugh at "fart jokes".
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38705 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:27 pm to
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