2016 OT melt of the year

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Is there something mentally wrong with you? Or did you get in trouble, put in prison, get the shite beat out of you in Monroe/W. Monroe? You freak the frick out anytime anyone posts something about that area, even to the point of down voting anyone who doesn't share your batshit crazy hate for it. ... Seriously, does it have something to do with that pig & you that everyone keeps talking about? Really, really straight up nuts the way you head to a thread even mentioning Monroe/W. Monroe, like a fricking lunatic.

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I cannot tell you how little your "opinion" about anything means to me, particularly anything having to do with parenting, but as I said earlier, I can always count on the OT for some great laughs.

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This is honestly in the top 3 of the most moronic, ignorant "things" I have engaged in since middle school, but at the risk of losing IQ points by posting to you & your idiocy, I'm going to address your lunacy. ... What point?!?!?!? Omg, you have no point!!!!

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Good grief, are y'all still hanging out hoping this chick shows up here or something? ... I actually looked on her Facebook page yesterday, and imagine my surprise when I discovered that we have a mutual friend, how, I do not know, but evidently, Mae gets around. I can message the guy we're mutual friends with, who happened to be a good friend of my brother's growing up, to ask if he'll contact Miss Mae & let her know you all are inquiring about her.

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I don't even pretend to remotely know what you're talking about, but no one is "forcing" me to do anything. Who is "they," why would I need you to phone 911, and, again, what the hell???

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Be embarrassed, why? And because of whom? Some internet strangers on a message board who love to pretend they're something they are most definitely not?!?!? LOL, Nah, I don't worry too much about what folks with very little substance, intelligence, class, or lives think (if they actually are able)- never have, never will - much to the dismay of little boys & their posse of equally loser little buddies & buddettes, whose greatest desire in life is to attempt to make people believe they're so very "cool," live such glamorous lives, grow money trees throughout their backyards or come from some wealthy family from Nola, but in reality, they grew up in a working-class family which isn't "good enough" for them, in some godforsaken place such at Pumpkin Center, Robert, etc; they don't have a pot to piss in, a window to throw it out of, or a pot for their money tree since they certainly don't have a backyard to grow it in.

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Speaking of one who should be embarrassed ... And Paige, why is it such a big deal to you what others look like? Has it ever occurred to you that your obsession with that isn't normal, and that others really don't give a shite what you look like or that you know what we look like? That's really not a threat to normal folks, just so you know. That excessive insecurity issue no doubt is holding you back. There's help for that, honey, and not from the bottom of a liquor or pill bottle. Think about it.

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Oh, I feel just fine, Paige. Don't worry about me; save the concern for yourself. I'm sure you have your shrink's private number on speed dial. He won't mind your calling on the weekend for someone as severe as yourself. ... I know you & your pals are so used to everyone pissing themselves when you attempt to intimidate them, God only knows why, so I'm sure it's different for you all when people laugh at you all & your ridiculousness & internet lives. Don't worry about it; you'll get used to it.

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