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Things I would rather do than watch a Coldplay halftime performance

Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:31 pm
Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:31 pm
I would rather teabag a belt sander than watch Coldplay
Posted by someoldhussy
Candyland
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:32 pm to
So don't
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:32 pm to
Join the SJWs
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:32 pm to
Man that sucks, didn't know you were forced into watching that.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56523 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:32 pm to
Change the channel.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37140 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:33 pm to
There is no way Bono doesn't find himself a way to weasel onto that stage.
Posted by saderade
America's City
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:33 pm to
It's a funny joke because it was on that movie
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
"Know how I know you're gay?"
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
Punch old ladies in Taco Bell
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
frick you coldplay rules
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:35 pm to
I'd take Coldplay any day over 3 Doors Down
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:35 pm to
I'd bleed myself dryyyyy
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

I would rather teabag a belt sander


if the sandpaper wasn't real gritty it might not be that bad
Posted by LSUballs
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:35 pm to
I'd rather go to jail than to have my father hit me.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:36 pm to
i have a belt sander..let's test this
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138065 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

if the sandpaper wasn't real gritty it might not be that bad


2500 grit gets a pretty close shave.
Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
4314 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:37 pm to
I would rather jump out of a plane with a parachute tied to my dick
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Things I would rather do than watch a Coldplay halftime performance



Write "1st page" in this thread.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3852 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:41 pm to
Cold play is a lot better than some of the previous years entertainers
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 3:47 pm to
Have Fran Drescher yell directly into my ear for an extended period of time.
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