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Of all the Walmart horror stories, this may be the most disturbing

Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:47 pm
Posted by USA1
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:47 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79979 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:48 pm to


A) Does she eat it
B) Does she cook it
C) Does she autoeroticise herself with it
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 10:50 pm
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27129 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart


Of course.
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4078 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:50 pm to
Damn, she looks like the Predator.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60520 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:50 pm to
man, nothing that people do suprises me any more...there are some fricked up folks in this world...

any idea which wal mart this took place in?...
Posted by USA1
Member since Oct 2015
190 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:51 pm to
Knowing Walmart, they probably rewrapped it and put it back out for sale.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26104 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:52 pm to
Another 8news fake article
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:53 pm to
Can we please cull the heard?!
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.


















Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:53 pm to
"inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going...
female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.”" - LINK

I got nothing.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:54 pm to
That's street cred. This will always win the 'I've been arrested for something more fricked up than that' argument. Google my name...
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79979 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:54 pm to
It seems fake, and when I searched now8news there are a lot of comments saying it's a fake site.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:54 pm to
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
10530 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89759 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:55 pm to
Fake news site bro
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42978 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.”
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72764 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:55 pm to
Fake
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:56 pm to

And she seems like an Earl Campbell girl to me... huh.
Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
8948 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:56 pm to
While it may be fake, can't y'all picture this happening at a walmart around here?
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:00 pm to
Definitely not fake
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