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re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:20 pm to HoustonChick86
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:20 pm to HoustonChick86
I would think if you're spending $90 for yeast infection screenings you'd be spending a hell of a lot more than $16 for Monistat.
And as already said birth control + condoms + Plan B makes absolutely no sense.
And as already said birth control + condoms + Plan B makes absolutely no sense.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:28 pm to fr33manator
I can rent a vagina from backpage for a lot cheaper.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:28 pm to bencoleman
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All of that money and not a dime for a douche. Dirty bitch
Those are actually not good for hoo-has.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:29 pm to fr33manator
$1700 for birth control. GTFO. What a bullshite chart. What are the condoms for?
What's it cost to own a penis? Half your shite, plus alimony when the vagina wants to take off.
What's it cost to own a penis? Half your shite, plus alimony when the vagina wants to take off.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:31 pm to Jet12
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quote: All of that money and not a dime for a douche. Dirty bitch
Those are actually not good for hoo-has.
True...but did you just refer to your lady parts as a hoo-ha?
It sounds like something a grizzled marine would say before bursting out of the jungle.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:32 pm to fr33manator
This thread is insane.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:32 pm to BluegrassBelle
In my 29 years I have never had a yeast infection or screening for it.
And birth control costs $25 per month last time I bought mine. So no money spent on condoms, plan B, etc.
And birth control costs $25 per month last time I bought mine. So no money spent on condoms, plan B, etc.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:36 pm to fr33manator
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And apparently, even after spending 1700$ on birth control, you're still buying cases of condoms,
birth control doesnt stop STDs brah
but it would be pretty nuts to need plan B if you were on BC an using condoms.
you'd have to be buying condoms that break every time and be very irregular taking your birth control for it to come to that.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:37 pm to fr33manator
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True...but did you just refer to your lady parts as a hoo-ha?
Yes. Technically that's only one "part".
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:38 pm to HoustonChick86
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cost of owning a vagina. by HoustonChick86
Who owns another person? Or their body parts? This thread is really weird.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:40 pm to Jet12
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Yes. Technically that's only one "part".
There are lots of parts to it. And they are lady specific, Bruce be damned.
Just because your chests gets big and spurt milk doesn't mean y'all are special. Men lactate too y'know.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:40 pm to fr33manator
My wife has a 6 figure paycheck, so I am not worried about this.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:42 pm to fr33manator
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Just because your chests gets big and spurts milk doesn't mean y'all are special. Men lactate too y'know.
Well yeah. But a woman's boobs have the ability to traumatize children, apparently.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:44 pm to Jet12
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Well yeah. But a woman's boobs have the ability to traumatize children, apparently.
Well she shouldn't have painted those clown faces on them. Little Gunther was mortified.
I got the weirdest boner though.
ETA: I really have no clue what you are talking about though. Elaborate?
I mean, babies are naturally drawn to boobs.
Well, not just babies.
Who on earth could not like boobs?
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:45 pm to Jet12
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Yes. Technically that's only one "part".
Speaking of technically, the vagina is inside the body and you don't shave it or pee out of it, so that makes the graphic even shittier.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:47 pm to tgrbaitn08
Everytime my wife has a period, I attack it with sperm and it goes into hiding for about 18 months.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:48 pm to Dr RC
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birth control doesnt stop STDs brah
Of course, but why is the woman sleeping with a bunch of guys whose std history she doesn't know? Trashy.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:48 pm to Jake88
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What's it cost to own a penis?
Tinder randoms run a couple of vodka cranberries at ab $7 a piece. So $14 every Saturday x 4 weekends equals $56 a month call it $60 with the tip. Throw in some Waffle House maybe a red box every now n than that equals around $800 a year. Def more cost effective than the other one
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:55 pm to fr33manator
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did you just refer to your lady parts as a hoo-ha?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:59 pm to Sampson
Renting a vagina from backpage is a lot cheaper.
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