re: Married members of the OT, give a message to the single guys.

Never give your wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday....

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Just tell them something about marriage they might not expect.

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A. The cooking should improve over time. Don't expect meals like Mama used to make and don't suggest she take cooking lessons from Mama.

B. They will expect you to actually initiate and carry a conversation about something other than hunting, fishing, your job, football, baseball, hockey, video games, politics, cars, news, technology or science. Bone up on fashion trends, shopping secrets, local neighborhood gossip, and home decorating hints and tips.

C. Expect if she cooks, you clean. Expect if you cook, you clean.

D. Never ever believe, no matter how nice they may seem, for your in-laws to ever view you with anything other than veiled distrust. Anticipate that behind the scene, they talk negatively about you behind your back's to your wife's sister or brother. Don't take it personal. That's just how it is everywhere. In a divorce, no matter if she's at fault, they side with her. Always.

E. Girls who are not interested in (or lack talent, drive or ambition or a degree for) a career and are just really uninteresting eventually become really boring and you'll regret that you didn't marry someone who has drive and ambition (or money). No matter how pretty she is, you'll eventually run into someone who seems more alive and "has it together" and if there's an attraction... watch out!.

Pick your battles some things aren't worth the time and effort.

Treat your wife well because your kids will watch and learn how women are supposed to be treated.

Birthdays are a big deal. Bigger than Christmas or Valentine's.

Surprise your wife with flowers on a random day. Big points if she works and you send them there.

You can be RIGHT or you can be HAPPY.
You can't be both.

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Married members of the OT, give a message to the single guys

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The wife must feel loved and the man must feel respected.

Perception is reality...

She will look at shite on her phone when you go to bed until you pass out. Then the next day she will tell you she wanted some the night before but you fell asleep. Total bullshite move.

Choose wisely, treat kindly.

When she says "it's okay," it's really not.

She just wants to bitch about her problems and not really do anything about them. If you offer to help solve them, you will make her mad.

At first I thought the title said,
Married members of the OT, give a massage to the single guys.... I was like

but then I reread it..