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re: Here's Reese Witherspoon looking like a trashy OT 2 (NSFW-tats and bikini)

Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:51 am to
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:51 am to
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Frick y'all, Reese is hot and you know there ain't a damn one of you that would turn her down


I would. I'd rather frick my wife than her. And don't even get me started about the GF...
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
21620 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:56 am to
Almost 40. Three kids. Not airbrushed up.

Some of you must be posting from your parents' basements.
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:56 am to
Not bad for her age and 3 kiddos. I'd still do whatever it is she asked me to. She's a bit out of shape but it's still Reese, just beautiful
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116246 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:58 am to
I know a lot of women her age and older that look better than she does. Without that trashy fricking tattoo as well.
Posted by Retlaw
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Sep 2013
1253 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:58 am to
If that picture represents a person that is "fat" to some of you guys, you are off base. That is a mom of three look and it is not bad.

Now, the the tattoo of the 10 or 12 point buck coming out of her bikini shorts would personally be a turn off.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116246 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:00 am to
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a mom of three look and it is not bad.


My current GF is 46 and has had 4 kids. Looks a lot better than that picture. I'm sure people fluctuate and that could just be one of those times.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51622 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:00 am to
nothing three months in a gym won't cure.
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Here's Reese Witherspoon looking like a trashy OT 2 (NSFW-tats and bikini)
nothing three months in a gym won't cure.




Or she could just stay home and curl bags money! That doesn't hurt haha
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83548 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:16 am to


Yeah...she is fine as frick
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16302 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:21 am to
I'd still hit it and enjoy it.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:22 am to
Ehhh, I love me some Reese. That kinda hurt a little seeing her like that.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57588 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:25 am to
Do those swallows mean she swallows?
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:28 am to
A friend of mine used to manage a very nice hotel in DC. Said RW came into the hotel and was extremely rude to everyone. Made a ton of outrageous demands. At one point there was paparazzi outside of the hotel waiting for her to come out - my buddy said she just lost it and start screaming at the hotel staff b/c she thought the staff had notified them that she was staying there. Was screaming "do you f-ing know who I am? I'm Reese f-ing Witherspoon!" bla bla bla.

The way he told it made it sound very believable.
Posted by Vernonbrew22
University club
Member since Feb 2014
1969 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:31 am to
thanx for the awesome comment - It made my morning (as I get ready to have my teeth kicked in during a meeting). This is why I love TD. ha ha. And - of course - geauxxxx Tigers.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167875 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:35 am to
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I think she looks good for her age



Yea she's spit out a few kids and is around 40 IIRC. She's not too far gone considering those facts.
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:43 am to
Calm down, chilluns. She is pushing 40 and if she is an OT-2, then.......well........I just don't know the scale of the OT anymore.

(I really, really hate the tat though, and agree that it drastically increases her trashiness index. I always thought of her as sweet and pure, and that destroys it for me.)
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51818 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:46 am to




Ya'll lie again and say you wouldn't.
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:58 am to
her face is still pretty good.

she could lose that weight pretty quickly. she has a small frame.

I kind of think celebrity publicists tell their clients to gain weight and lose it. they can sell the story and pictures to shitty celebrity magazines for $.

she looked good in the hiker movie.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69365 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:03 am to
This place cracks me up. She is 39 and worth $80 million. None of your wives can touch that. Id smash that shite all day and let her pay for dinner.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23836 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:06 am to
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Damn, why the frick do chicks get the puss tat?
A tat anywhere in the region lets you know you are in for a great time. An absolutely great time.
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