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What are your favorite "misheard" lyrics?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:20 am
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:20 am
My personal fave has always been a line in the Doobies' "China Grove":
"Well the people in the pizza love everybody
They are the talk of the town"
To this day, I refuse to Google the actual lyrics because I know there's no way they can approach that level of awesome ridiculousness.
Whatcha got?
"Well the people in the pizza love everybody
They are the talk of the town"
To this day, I refuse to Google the actual lyrics because I know there's no way they can approach that level of awesome ridiculousness.
Whatcha got?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:23 am to The Hindu Dindu
Excuse me while i kiss this guy
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:58 am to The Hindu Dindu
Posted on 9/15/15 at 9:47 am to The Hindu Dindu
Oh say can you see? By the Dahnzerly light?
I always wondered what a Dahnzerly light was - was it like this large primitive lantern that they used to use in the 1700's?
I always wondered what a Dahnzerly light was - was it like this large primitive lantern that they used to use in the 1700's?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 10:35 am to The Hindu Dindu
Manfred Mann - "Revved up like a douche..."
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:25 am to The Hindu Dindu
There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 11:28 am to The Hindu Dindu
And little Early Pearly
Gave my anus curly-wurly
Then asked me if I needed a ride
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Gave my anus curly-wurly
Then asked me if I needed a ride
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:05 pm to The Hindu Dindu
Elton John - Bennie and the Jets
"She's got electric boobs, and a molar suit"
"She's got electric boobs, and a molar suit"
Posted on 9/15/15 at 12:36 pm to The Hindu Dindu
"He said shut up , he said shut up, oh god damn you, keep it down "
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:32 pm to The Hindu Dindu
Friend at work blew me away the other day. I was listening to David Bowie's Suffragette City and he walked by during the chorus. He then sang "I want to suck on dem titties". He caught me off guard with that one.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 12:01 pm to The Hindu Dindu
"Killing me softly with his saw"
I always thought it said saw instead of song until about a year ago
I always thought it said saw instead of song until about a year ago
Posted on 9/18/15 at 10:43 am to The Hindu Dindu
I had always heard the opening line of John Conlee's Common Man as "They made port wine as we prepared to dine." Wasn't until I heard it live on the Opry this spring that I realized he was saying "The maid poured wine..."
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:05 pm to The Hindu Dindu
Well morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away the choice and lobster ticket
So you have to stay on
But the drum-beat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to lose her
BUt for now you're going to stay
In the year of the cat.
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away the choice and lobster ticket
So you have to stay on
But the drum-beat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to lose her
BUt for now you're going to stay
In the year of the cat.
Posted on 9/21/15 at 8:13 am to The Hindu Dindu
I had a friend, who as a kid thought the lyrics to The Wall included:
"The Dukes of Hazard In the Classroom".
Not a misheard lyric...but a had another friend who thought Wichita Lineman was about a football player...."I am a lineman for the county".
"The Dukes of Hazard In the Classroom".
Not a misheard lyric...but a had another friend who thought Wichita Lineman was about a football player...."I am a lineman for the county".
This post was edited on 9/21/15 at 8:17 am
Posted on 9/23/15 at 7:37 am to The Hindu Dindu
I was talking to my wife about this last night...she mentioned one she misheard when we were in high school.
"Is it any wonder I've got too much dye on my hair".
"Is it any wonder I've got too much dye on my hair".
Posted on 9/24/15 at 9:31 am to The Hindu Dindu
Has anyone said "Bingo Jed had a light on"?
Posted on 9/24/15 at 12:32 pm to The Hindu Dindu
We had a trash disco night in high school and one of the teachers thought "shake your groove thing" was "shake your poon tang."
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